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  1. DareToDream DareToDream
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 11:58am UTC
    Congratafrickalations;
    [[ I DON'T GIVE A CRAP. ]]

  2. bobertcutie bobertcutie
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 8:53am UTC
    Today, as I was waiting in line at a store
    I noticed the cashier had a British accent.
    When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation.
    He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking.
    His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too."
    MLIA.

  3. DanceeXoLoveeX3 DanceeXoLoveeX3
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2009 4:09pm UTC
    You Mess With My Friends;
    [ And Imma Eat 'Chu For Breakfast ]
    You Got That?

  4. whateveryoulike whateveryoulike
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2009 7:44pm UTC
    sometimes its just better to be alone. that way,
    no one can hurt you ♥

  5. MELISSA125 MELISSA125
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 10:36pm UTC
    Last night,
    I went to bed wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Today, I woke up wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and found my sweats folded on my chair. I'm really confused about what happened.
    MLIA.

  6. xdisenchantedx xdisenchantedx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 11:35pm UTC
    Im not very good about math
    But I know that
    You + Me =
    <3

  7. Sweet_Lover Sweet_Lover
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 11:42pm UTC
    I took a chance, I took a shot,
    And you might think I'm
    b u l l e t p r o o f ,
    but I'm not.
    Not my quote but edit is mine
    Add if you like =)

  8. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 9:14pm UTC
    T o d a y,
    I was upset. Close to tears.
    He noticed. So after school,
    he walked me to our park
    bench & simply sat with me.
    I just wrapped my arms
    around his neck, closed my
    eyes. For a full ten minutes
    he just held me, telling me I
    would be just fine, && that I
    shouldn't worry. && then he
    kissed my head & held me
    close to him. It was at that
    m o m e n t I r e a l i z e d
    I love him more than I
    could h a v e e v e r
    ♥imagined♥

  9. XxLinzeeBabeexX XxLinzeeBabeexX
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 12:11pm UTC
    Sometimes, i wish
    i could be like that white
    crayon in the box. that way,
    nobody would ever use me.

  10. _HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS _HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 10:53am UTC
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  12. lautnerluver123 lautnerluver123
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2009 10:48am UTC
    Today, my mom got me a purple book cover that changes color when you touch it. I have spent the last hour making shapes and putting my handprint on my book instead of doing biology homework. Time well spent.


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  16. Mksoccerchic Mksoccerchic
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2009 9:04am UTC
    A pictures worth a thousand words
    But when people see yours they just burst out laughing
    Lol.
    All mine
    credit

  17. HoldMyHand HoldMyHand
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2009 10:59am UTC
    I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
    _.·´¯`·»is sitting in the [sunshine,]
    while I'm ([drowning]) in the rain.

  18. summersweetie summersweetie
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 12:27pm UTC
    Today,
    I saw a drunk guy
    claim that he was George Washington.
    When I asked for two forms of ID,
    he pulled out a dollar and a quarter.
    xx________________________
    He wins.
    MLIA

  19. HoldMyHand HoldMyHand
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 5:25pm UTC

    Hey buddy, you break it, you buy it.
    [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥] [♥]

  20. hellobeautiful__x hellobeautiful__x
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 7:46am UTC
    " t r u t h o r d a r e ? "
    he asked her. "truth," she told him. 'nobody ever tells the truth anyway,
    right?' she thought to herself, just incase he asked her that one question.
    (_..*****>> "okay, who do you like?"<<
    that was it. that was the question. she paused in fright, but had a sudden
    boost of courage; "how about hints?" she offered, and he nodded as if hints
    would be okay. "hes perfect. he's everything a girl could want and more,
    this boy knows how to put a smile on my face, no matter what. he
    makes me laugh, he makes me smile,
    and sometimes he makes me cry too,
    but only when he's on a date. i hate to know i might be letting him slip away.
    he's closer than you think, too." she looked at him, waiting to see his
    reaction. he looked as if he was sad, "oh, i see. i like you, but,
    you obviously have a different guy on your mind..." he said quietly, grabbing
    his coat and walking into the rain. "wait!" she called after him,
    running out the door. she turned him around, under the
    pouring rain. "i forgot to tell you something about him," she said.
    " i t ' s y o u " <3

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