Today, my mom had a horrible case of the hiccups. i decided to be the wonderful daughter that i am, and scare them out of her. so i looked her straight in the eye and said: "mom, im pregnant" it worked. mlia. not mine, from mylifeisaverage.com =]
kiamcphia posted a quote
September 13, 2009 11:44am UTC
Did You know... Kissing for 1 minute burns 26 calories?? Well boy, i need some excersize.. How about you? (; Hehe. Got the idea from some other quotes [: Comment & Favoritee!<3
kiamcphia posted a quote
September 13, 2009 8:12am UTC
Today, My brother picked up a pregnancy test for my friend. While he was paying for it, he looked the cashier straight in the eyes and said, "My period is 3 days late. Im worried." The cashier looked very confused. ;D mylifeisaverage.com
Everlong posted a quote
September 9, 2009 4:51pm UTC
Have x a n o t h e r x drink and drive yourself home I hope there's [[ ice ]] on all the roads A n d x y o u x c a n x t h i n k o f m e w h e n y o u | | forget || your || seatbelt | | And again when your h e a d goes throughxthe xwindshield
Everlong posted a quote
September 13, 2009 2:35pm UTC
He walks up the stairs, [ [ opens the door ] ] | | finds | her | lying | | on the bathroom floor. He s c r e a m s in his head "What have I done?" But there's no point in crying \\ the deed has been done // You shouldn't have let her Pick x up x that x gun