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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. crayonsPLZ crayonsPLZ
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2009 1:48am UTC
    On November 11th of 2011, it will be 11/11/11.
    And on 11:11, I will make the ultimate wish.
    :)

  3. hellobeautiful__x hellobeautiful__x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2009 8:15am UTC
    YOU'RE 90% OF THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING. . . <3
    the other 10% is because i have to pee(:

  4. yuphaley456 yuphaley456
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 12:39pm UTC
    i knew from the
    [ f i r s t t i m e ] x______ we met,
    that you'd be ____x ( k i n d a h a r d)
    _.·´¯`·» t o f o r g e t «·´¯`·._
    not mine.

  5. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 3:09pm UTC
    I have this incredibly genious plan ©
    that you should just shut up and kiss me.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. ChasingTheSunset ChasingTheSunset
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    forget the risk♥take the fall
    if it's [ w h a t y o u w a n t ], then it's _.·´¯`·» worth it all <3
    obviously not minee
    credit for the edit <3

  8. LucyChanDesu LucyChanDesu
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 11:30am UTC
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  9. live_laugh_love_8 live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Today,
    my mom had a horrible case of the hiccups.
    i decided to be the wonderful daughter that i am,
    and scare them out of her.
    so i looked her straight in the eye and said:
    "mom, im pregnant"
    it worked.
    mlia.
    not mine,
    from mylifeisaverage.com
    =]


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. kiamcphia kiamcphia
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 11:44am UTC
    Did You know...
    Kissing for 1 minute burns
    26 calories??
    Well boy, i need some
    excersize..
    How about you?
    (;
    Hehe.
    Got the idea from some other quotes [:
    Comment & Favoritee!<3

  12. dmacxO dmacxO
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 12:49pm UTC
    i hate it when,
    you see an amazing quote on top quotes
    and you're thinking
    "Damn i wish i thought of that"

  13. kiamcphia kiamcphia
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 8:12am UTC
    Today,
    My brother picked up a
    pregnancy test for my friend.
    While he was paying for it,
    he looked the cashier straight
    in the eyes and said,
    "My period is 3 days late.
    Im worried."
    The cashier looked
    very confused.
    ;D
    mylifeisaverage.com

  14. kiamcphia kiamcphia
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 8:35am UTC
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  15. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2009 4:55pm UTC
    Burnthecitydown
    And .x. » s o m e b o d y « .x.
    .*. s a v e m e .*.
    I'm sick, and I
    don't know why

  16. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Have x a n o t h e r x drink
    and drive yourself home
    I hope there's [[ ice ]] on all the roads
    A n d x y o u x c a n x t h i n k
    o f m e w h e n y o u
    | | forget || your || seatbelt | |
    And again when your h e a d goes
    throughxthe xwindshield

  17. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 6:56pm UTC
    Well, y o u'r e a
    hot mess and I'm fallin'
    for ♥ you

  18. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 2:35pm UTC
    He walks up the stairs,
    [ [ opens the door ] ]
    | | finds | her | lying | |
    on the bathroom floor.
    He s c r e a m s in his head
    "What have I done?"
    But there's no point in crying
    \\ the deed has been done //
    You shouldn't have let her
    Pick x up x that x gun


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. lovexplosions lovexplosions
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 5:32am UTC
    i can't help myself
    i dont want anyone else;;

:)

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