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Today,
my mom had a horrible case of the hiccups.
i decided to be the wonderful daughter that i am,
and scare them out of her.
so i looked her straight in the eye and said:
"mom, im pregnant"
it worked.
mlia.

not mine,
from mylifeisaverage.com
=]
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Today, my mom had a horrible case of the hiccups. i decided to

803 faves · 46 comments · Aug 24, 2009 4:04pm

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edwardculen4life · 1 decade ago
haahahahaahahaha! :)
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xXwittydreamerXx · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!!!!!!! but i wouldn't have been able to do it! i'd be too busy smiling and laughing!! :)
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cornflake · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOO
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faithx15 · 1 decade ago
lol!:) this is soooooooooooo funny!!
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ih3artmusic13 · 1 decade ago
lol on my mom's birthday my older brother was like "mom happy birthday...your a grandma!"
he was kidding :] but she freaked out for about a second and was like "YOU'RE JOKING!
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xX_MUSIC_Xx · 1 decade ago
this is something special lmfao :p
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PromiseForeverBroken_ · 1 decade ago
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