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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  3. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    Only hate the road when you're missing home.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:06am UTC
    ---^---^---^---^---^---^---^----------------------------------
    if it stopped. . .who would miss me?

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    not sure if math test was easy
    O R I D I D E V E R Y T H I N G W R O N G

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    How to you pronounce tomato? Is it tomato or tomato?
    4 hours ago

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    i feel sorry for
    t h e b i g g u y i n l e l o & s t i c h .
    he never got to finish his ice cream.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 4:37am UTC
    I feel like something inside me has died.
    I don't know what died,
    and I don't know when it died,
    I just know that it's dead.

  10. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    blacklace
    I wont give up on us
    even if skies get rough
    blacklace
    blacklace

  11. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    blacklac
    Missing someone
    isn't about how long it's been since you've seen the person. It's about doing things and wishing they were right there with you
    blacklace

  12. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    that awkward moment when...
    you are laughing so hard, & no noise comes out,
    so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

  13. CheyenneCarey CheyenneCarey
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Everyone
    is a genius,
    but if you judge a fish
    by it's ability to climb a tree,
    it will spend
    it's whole life
    believing that it is stupid.
    -Albert Einstein

  14. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    You were so cute,
    until you texted me with your hideous grammar.
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥

  15. panda_678 panda_678
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Double double,
    this this,
    Double double,
    that that,
    Double this,
    double that,
    Double double this that.

  16. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Friend: Why aren't you dating anyone?
    Me: Actually I'm in a very complicated relationship with food.

  17. Smiley_101 Smiley_101
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Who Else Mentally Says
    WED-NES-DAY
    When Spelling
    Wednesday?

  18. gkigsXD gkigsXD
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Can i get 15 likes for
    my 15th birthday?

  19. gkigsXD gkigsXD
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    b r e a k u p s s u c k .
    but, j ust t hink, you are one guy c l oser t o t he r ight one.

  20. gkigsXD gkigsXD
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    I can't accpet the fact that he is gone.

:)

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