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  1. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:55am UTC
    Do not underestimate the enemy,
    you'll pay for it

  2. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 11:56am UTC
    HOME IS WHERE
    someone is thinking about you

  3. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    zayn malik
    Happy 20th b'day, hope all your wishes come true
    You're amazing, and it's hilarious that the meaning behind your name means 'beautiful', you really are.
    Lots of love, all directioners around the world. xo

  4. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I just saw a comment on the were are never getting back together video:
    "Thumbs up if you miss the old taylor swift"
    and it had 11 likes.
    Umm, excuse me?
    Taylor Swift has NOT changed.
    Shes just being herself and expressing her feelings
    So tell me how exactly she has changed?
    Just because now shes broken up with someone again?
    Aha, NO.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    words do hurt
    Prologue
    My name is Christina Daleson, and I'm 15 years old.
    I live in a two-story house that's covered in a white blanket that is snow in a small neighborhood in Chicago, with my lovely mother and not-so-lovely sister, Kelly.
    Kelly has never cared for me, since she's always chosen to ignore me at school, because apparently she has a reputation to keep, and she can't keep hanging around the "little people".
    Who cares right, if she's going to shun me, I might as well do the same.
    I'm used to having to live without certain people in my life, like my father, who is serving in the military right now overseas.
    I haven't heard from him in a year, and I miss him terribly.
    But I just have to realize that it's for the best, since he's protecting our country and doing it out of the kindness of his heart.
    At least I have a best friend that helps me through this, Maria.
    We've been best friends since middle school, and we have never kept secrets from each other.
    Being the crazy teenagers we are, we just have to know what's been going around the school, like the gossip and the rumors and all that crazy stuff.
    Maria persuaded me to make a Facebook account, and I've got to say, it's a neat way to stalk the people I know from school.
    A certain quote has always been going on in my mind when I'm on it; Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
    But that's a lie, because words do hurt.
    **Based on the movie, Cyberbully**
    Emily Osment, yeah. ^
    Do you like it? Favorite if you did, & comment what you thought or if you want to be notified.

  8. wafflebrains wafflebrains
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Secret Lover
    Chapter 7
    Dean's P.O.V.
    I picked up the letters that she threw.She walked away,probably
    crying because of me.I never expected my
    best friend to be my secret lover.I ran after her."Cathy,please listen." I
    said nervously,waiting for her to turn around.
    "Why?" she turned around.Her eyes were glassy,she was trying to blink
    back tears."Please listen." She stood there not
    speaking at all."I'm truly sorry,I know you probably wont forgive me,but I just needed
    to apoligized.I know I'm a jerk,I'm probably the
    biggest jerk in the school,but you have to listen to me." I said
    truthfully.She nodded."Please stay away from Chris." I said,waiting
    for her reaction.She looked surprised."Why?" she asked."He's a
    player,thats why I got mad,he's dated like five girls
    in the two weeks he knew you,he said he was going to play you and he doesn't
    care about you.I know I sound likeI'm trying to ruin your life
    but I'm not.Please,so promise me.That you'll stay away from Chris." I
    said but I knew she wouldn't believe me.To my surprise,she nodded."But why
    did you make fun of my insecurities?" she yelled
    through the wind.Her eyes got watery."I just put you down because I thought I
    lost you and it boost my popularity,I hated myself for it.I know I'm
    such a jerk,but I thought you hated me.And also,I..."I stuttered.
    "You what?"she asked looking at the ground,not making eye contact.
    "I love you." I said as she looked up.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Hallo,Its a few more chapters than the epilogue.I know its a short story,but my next story shall be like 35 chapters or so.Bye bye!
    I do not notify.
    ~Joana

  9. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    ONE OF
    the hardest things was learning I was worth recovery
    - Demi Lovato

  10. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    words do hurt
    Chapter 3
    "So does this mean we're friends again?" I asked with a small smile as I heard constant car honking outside, and it was Maria parked right outside of my house.
    "What do you think? Now get your butt in the car." she grinned, as I sat in the front passenger seat. "Where are we going?" I questioned, as she drove the exact opposite way from the school.
    "Starbucks, I woke up extra early just to give you a ride." she muttered, while I let out a small snicker.
    I entered the mini room right near a supermarket, my nose filled with the delightful scents that made me feel warm on the inside.
    Maria ordered an eggnog latte, while I just had to get the hazelnut hot chocolate that was practically begging my nose to get, along with a plain bagel.
    "It's on me." I smiled, handing the cashier with fiery red hair a crisp $20 dollar bill.
    We soon got back in the car and headed towards school, but it was too late to try to beat the morning traffic, as cars were lined up, trying to get into the parking lot.
    "Cr/p, this is going to waste my gas!" Maria groaned, hitting the car horn repeatedly.
    "Whatever, I'm taking a shortcut." she mumbled, turning to the empty lane that was going the opposite way, accelerating towards the school.
    "What are you doing, you're going to get us in trouble!" I hissed, looking at her like she was some psycho.
    "It's better than sitting back there and doing nothing!" she shouted, her voice gobbled up in all the radio blasts and the car honks.
    "We're going to get pulled over, and you're probably going to get your car taken away!" I whispered lowly, looking ahead to see if I could see a car coming out from a corner.
    "Take a chill pill, I wouldn't have gotten my license if I didn't know what I was doing." she said.
    I took a deep breath and sipped my hot chocolate, trying to calm down.
    I guess everybody was stuck at the school parking lot, so there won't be anyone driving in the lane for quite a while.
    "I guess it's better than being back there." I murmured softly.
    "See, we're almost there!" she assured me, rolling up the windows as snowflakes began to lightly dance elegantly in the air.
    I nodded, as a light flashed from my right side of the car.
    "Maria, watch out!" I shrieked, taking control of the wheel as we were about to collide into another car.
    The car swerved crookedly, as we ran into something hard enough to crush the front rear.
    "Are you okay Christina?" Maria panted heavily.
    I opened my mouth to answer, but the airbag managed to explode into my face.
    I felt my eyes hallucinating as I heard sirens and engines, not knowing if the sounds were actually there or if they were in my head.
    "Are you girls okay?" a responder asked, popping the airbags that were on top of us, giving us room to inhale and exhale normally.
    "Ermm, uh, agabahh." Maria mumbled, her eyes swirling around.
    I knew for a fact that Maria has a big case of motion sickness, so this obviously made her want to hurl, and I was right, since she vomited on the person that was carrying her out of the car.
    "Are you okay miss?" a man in a hospital uniform asked, feeling my head.
    "We have to get you to an emergency room, to see if you have a concussion or not." he shouted, putting his arm around me, dragging me out, since part of the car roof was dented.
    That was the last I remembered before closing my eyes.
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  12. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    The Big Move
    Chapter 9
    Sierra's P.O.V.
    I looked at my diamond encrusted watch as it read 12:00.
    Time to go see what was going on with Dylan and his blonde, perky "friend".
    I was dressed in a beach blonde wig, along with my face covered in make-up so much, that my skin tone was a completely different color than the rest of my body.
    I sneakily followed them to a cafe around the block, occasionally having to jump in randon bushes every time they turned around.
    They sat in the back, as everybody was sitting outside in the misty, cold weather with tasty hot chocolate and some warm crumpets.
    I took a seat right in front of them, using my mirror to secretly spy on them.
    From what I heard, the blondie was named Cherrie, and she likes to drop it down low.
    "You know Dyl-Dyl, I'm really glad that we were able to get some alone time, since I've been gone for a while!" Cherrie sad as she popped her bubblegum.
    "I love it when you're happy, because it makes me happy." he whispered in her ear as she giggled obnoxiously and annoyingly loud.
    What was going on here, and Dyl-Dyl?
    Dylan then moved slowly towards her, getting closer and closer by the moment.
    He wasn't going to do what I think he was going to do, was he?
    But he did, as he pressed his lips against Cherrie's, as they exchanged the gum, passing back and forth in their mouths, covered in each of their saliva.
    I gasped loudly and gagged in disgust, which caused them to stop and turn to me.
    "Umm, who are you, and why are you spying on us?!" Cherrie snarled, as soon as she realized I was looking at them through the mirror.
    I immediately hid my face and sprinted to the door, but I felt a tight grip on my shoulder that spun me around intensely, making me cringe in fear.
    "You're making my girlfriend upset." Dylan growled as he pressed his sweet body against hers, as she gave me a menacing stare with her sky blue eyes.
    I immediately loosened of relief, since he didn't recognize me at all, but it was really true, he was using and cheating on me.
    I denied it in my head, but it was too good to be true.
    "I'm sorry to bother you two." I muttered softly as I ran all the way back to my dorm and slammed the door from behind.
    I practically tore apart the freezer, looking for ice cream, but there was none.
    I plopped onto the couch, squeezing one of the pillows so hard that it caused the fabric to tear, and the material inside gently fell to the floor.
    "Looking for this?" Angie said as she came out of nowhere, holding a tub of cookie dough ice cream.
    I nodded sadly, as I stuck a big, metal spoon into the ice cream.
    "I'm sorry that I didn't listen to you." I mumbled while savoring the deliciousness in my mouth.
    "It's okay, now we can get revenge."

  13. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    The Big Move
    Prologue
    Sierra's P.O.V.
    My name is Sierra Marcella, and I'm apparently moving to England.
    My parents are super rich, so they just randomly decided to send me away to boarding school for my junior and senior year.
    So here's how it went down.
    I had just gotten home from the roller rink with my boyfriend, and my parents were both waiting for me on the italian leather couch, sipping a cup of fresh tea.
    The fireplace was burning in flames, gobbling up the fresh oak wood logs.
    They had told me to put away my kneepads and helmet, since it was unsophisticated to go walking around in public with them on.
    Then, they just told me that I was going to England, and that I had a month to pack my bags and say my goodbyes.
    I couldn't even say no, since everything was already paid for.
    Stupid no refund policy.
    So now I have to leave America to go somewhere where I have absolutely no knowledge of.
    I don't even know if England is a country or a city!
    This "perfect" top 10 school is called Cliffington Academy that's in the city of London, and my parents also expect me to get spectacular grades and a good referral from the dean.
    Isn't it so unfair?
    I don't even get to have a say in this!
    Plus, I have to break the news to my best friends and my 5 month boyfriend.
    I have worked hard to have a good reputation, now it's going to go to waste now that I'm moving across the ocean.
    How did a girl like me go from living in North Dakota to moving to London, England?
    The big move better be worth it.
    { Favorite if you liked/read it, comment what you think. }
    xoxo ♥

  14. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    The Boy Who Changed Me
    Chapter 35
    After a week, I went back to Oregon.
    It was Sunday, so I had the whole day to do whatever I wanted to before tomorrow.
    But I did have a therapy session today, since I've missed already 3 sessions.
    I sat down in the chair as I waited for the therapist come in.
    She finally did, after flirting with the front desk guy for 10 minutes.
    "Sorry about that Lexi! The bathroom line was long!" she said happily as she smiled at the piece of paper she got, probably that guy's number.
    Shouldn't she be giving him her number?
    I nodded, pretending to buy her lie.
    "So, why have you been gone this entire week? Your aunt told me you went back to California because of an emergency?" she asked sincerely as she got out papers.
    "Yeah, umm, my boyfriend. Something happened." I muttered, not wanting to talk about it.
    "Oh, I hope that he gets well!" she said as she gave me a paper.
    I nodded, clenching my teeth.
    "I understand that your, uh, boyfriend back home is Chandler Rivers right?" she asked.
    "Yeah, he was." I said, trying not to tear up.
    "He also helped you with the smoking problem back in California before you came here right?" she asked as she was taking notes on what I was saying.
    "Yeah, he was a good person. Whenever he makes a promise, he keeps a promise. You know, he's one of those people you judge, but once you get to know them, they're actually pretty cool." I said, smiling at the memories that we've had together.
    "Lexi, I'm glad that you've found someone that cares deeply about you!" she said happily.
    "Yeah, he's awesome." I said while giggling a bit.
    "I remember I had this boyfriend. Used me just to get to my sister! What a jerk." she muttered.
    I started laughing as this was probably the first time I was happy in a while.
    Talking about Chandler had actually made me feel better.
    The good memories we had was making my heart warm.
    "See, talking about the good times you kids had was making you feel happy again right?" she asked as that she thought she found the solution to my problem.
    "Yeah, it kinda does." I said as my mouth managed to curve into a small smile.
    "I've got an idea!" my therapist said.
    I raised both my eyebrows, wondering what she was thinking of.
    "I want you to visualize Chandler sitting next to you, holding your hand, and smiling. I want you to know that he supports your every move. Whether it's good or bad." she said as she leaned back into her chair, biting her pen.
    I closed my eyes and put my hand on the armrest, as if he actually was there.
    "Also, I want you to know that he loves you Lexi."
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  15. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 12:22am UTC
    The Boy Who Changed Me
    Chapter 24
    The carnival was so much fun!
    First, we decided to play some games at the booth, and I completely failed.
    Chandler won this water gun game, and he got me a huge, fluffy, plush teddy bear.
    He then pulled me to a long, long line filled with excited people.
    He pointed at the sky as I looked up.
    It was a terrifying ride where you turn, twist, flip every second called The Zipper.
    "Come on, let's go!" he yelled happily as he pulled me towards the line.
    "Uhh Chandler, I hate rides like this!" I whined.
    "You can't just come to a carnival and not go on a ride like this!" he said, persuading me a bit.
    I hesitated a bit, but then I looked at his gorgeous smile.
    "Fine." I muttered as I went into line.
    We waited for about 5 minutes, a couple of times I tried to run away, but he caught me.
    "Tickets please!" the worker said as Chandler gave him 8 tickets.
    "I-I'm n-not so s-ure I wanna g-go on a-anymore Chandler!" I stuttered, as I got a closer look at the ride that made my heart beat 2 times faster just looking at it.
    The worker put us in a hot pink cage and locked the door as we were sitting inside.
    "Don't worry Lexi, it'll be over in like 3 minutes!" Chandler said, trying to calm me down.
    Suddenly, Chandler swings the cage, making us flip twice.
    "Chandler stop!" I screamed as we reached the top and started flipping like crazy.
    The speed increased, as we went around in circles, my body going back and forth.
    "HELP ME, HELP!!!" I shrieked, as I closed my eyes.
    At one point, it felt like we were in the air, but it ended with a bang as we weren't upside down.
    I breathed heavily as I felt my eyes watering, even though they were closed.
    We finally stopped spinning, as we were at the top.
    "Don't worry, we're just going to the bottom, and we'll be done." Chandler said calmly, who looked like as if he actually enjoyed the ride.
    Then, he started swinging the cage, which made it flip in the first place.
    "F/CKING STOP CHANDLER!" I snarled as he held his legs still.
    I can be really commanding when I've been scared out of my mind.
    It finally finished, and we were outta that death machine.
    "I'M FREE!" I yelled as I crouched to the ground.
    "See, that wasn't so bad wasn't it?" he whispered in my ear as I bit my lower lip.
    I haven't been on a scary ride like that in like 3 years!
    During those 3 years, I had motion sickness, and I was too ashamed to chicken out and tell him.
    My stomach felt queasy again, as I held and pinched my stomach.
    "Are you okay Lexi?" he asked alarmingly.
    "Awww, is little Lexi gonna vomit?" I heard someone say.
    Happy Thanksgiving!
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  16. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    The Boy Who Changed Me
    Chapter 25
    Trisha's P.O.V.
    I smirked at Lexi as she looked up at me like a helpless puppy.
    "Go away." she mumbled as her cheeks popped out.
    "What, I didn't hear you!" I snarled, as I knew if she opened her mouth, she would vomit.
    I can't believe she thinks she can talk to me like that!
    Just because she's going out with Chandler, doesn't mean she's all that.
    She's still that lame twerp that I boss around.
    I kicked her in the butt as she hurled out disgusting, gunky, light brown vomit.
    "I-I'll be r-right b-back C-Chandler!" she stuttered as she ran off, to who knows where.
    Now I had Chandler all to myself.
    It's time for payback and to get what's rightfully mine.
    "Hey Chandler, want a beer?" I said flirtaciously as I pulled out a can from my Coach purse.
    I printed out the Sprite logo and glued it onto the can, so we wouldn't get caught.
    "Uhh, no thanks, I really think I should go find Lexi.." he said with his voice trailing off.
    "You worry too much, come on." I said, trying to persuade him.
    "Okay, I guess I'll just take one." he mumbled as he gulped down the can.
    "More?" I said as I rested my hand on his chest.
    He proceeded to drink more and more cans until he was drunk.
    I knew jocks like him couldn't resist it.
    They're always partying all night and stuff, so it's basically a part of them.
    Part 1 of plan is take down Lexi is complete.
    "Chandler, you have amazing abs." I said while kissing all over his neck.
    I bit my lower lip as I leaned in closer and planted a long smooch onto his irresistable lips.
    We eventually went into one of the tents and started making out hardcore.
    I was able to grab his phone out of his back pocket and texted Lexi to meet him at the tent for a little "alone time".
    The look on her face is going to be priceless.
    After 10 minutes, I heard someone stepping in whispering, "Chandler?"
    I yelled in the deepest voice I could do, "Over here babe! I wanna show you something!"
    I heard footsteps, followed by a gasp.
    I took off my shirt to make it even more convincing.
    "Oh my gosh Chandler, how could you?!" she shrieked as tears started falling from her eyes.
    Chandler didn't respond, as he was far too busy with me.
    "He was tired of you, he wanted something fresh and new." I said sternly, as I was in his arms.
    "You probably did something didn't you?!" she growled.
    "Why don't you just shut the f/ck you?" I snarled as she stepped back.
    I continued, "I gave you so many chances to stop acting like you're all that, and you didn't listen. This is what you get when you don't follow the rules Lexi."
    She clenched her fists and ran out of the tent, wiping the tears from her eyes.
    That'll show her to mess with me.
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  17. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 12:59am UTC
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  18. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 12:57am UTC
    Harry: We're gonna stay up late.
    Liam: We're gonna eat our dessert before dinner.
    Interviewer: Well that's bad, very bad.
    Louis: Yes, we are. We're terrible.

  19. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    The Boy Who Changed Me
    Chapter 26
    Lexi's P.O.V.
    I ran home and stormed into the house, looking like a complete mess.
    "Excuse me, where have you been?!" my father said so loudly that my mother came running from the kitchen, in her silly Hello Kitty cooking apron.
    "You are still grounded, where the heck are you coming from?!" my mother retorted sternly.
    "You're grounded for an extra two weeks, for breaking our rules and sneaking out out while you're still grounded." my dad growled as he sighed deeply.
    I was too depressed about Chandler that I didn't even bother arguing back, so I just walked upstairs silently, baracading myself in my room once again.
    I look at my disgusting reflection in the mirror as I took out a razor.
    I'm sorry, but I need to.
    I cried silently on the ground as I had done it again.
    I got up and slammed my desk, making everything on it tumble to the floor.
    I saw a box of unopened cigarettes hiding behind my perfume collection.
    I sniffled as I pushed my bangs behind my ear.
    Am I strong enough to not start again?
    -=-
    It was Monday morning, and I had to face school, ugh.
    I slapped on a light green Hollister shirt and dark navy skinny jeans and black converses.
    I was dropped off at school, and the day went by slowly.
    Now it was time for my least favorite class of all, English, since my table consisted of sl/tty Trisha and cheating Chandler.
    I watched him slowly walked in with his friends, followed by Trisha and her gang, whose face was caked with extra make-up today.
    More kids walked into the room, and the bell rang for the class to start.
    An old lady with braids in her hair and a strangely shaped nose walked in, obsessing on her phone.
    "Do your classswork or whatever." the substitute mumbled.
    Oh great, another one of those substitutes that don't do anything.
    "So Lex, did you have fun at the carnival Saturday, I know I did!" Trisha said loudly, as half the class started to snicker.
    I'm guessing she posted on Facebook all about her hooking up with Chandler, and that he ditched me for her.
    "Lexi, now you can see that nobody wants you, you're trash." Manella, one of Trisha's friends said to me, as the class grew silent.
    Her skanks started surrounding me, as they glared at me.
    "You're pathetic and a loser, why don't you just like go away!" a girl with dirty blonde hair shrieked, as the teacher was too busy blasting music with her earphones.
    "Just leave this school, nobody wants you here, you're just a little bratty b/tch." Trisha snarled.
    You know, maybe that's a good idea.
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  20. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    I used to act a little bratty,
    but it wasn't on purpose. I just knew what I wanted and was very
    passionate about it.
    - Cher Lloyd

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