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  1. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    They should invent wifi bracelets,
    so you can wear them anywhere
    and have wifi connection
    CookieDoughFormats

  2. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 4:27pm UTC
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  3. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    It annoys me that 66+44 doesn't equal 100.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Whenever I’m hugging
    someone that’s crying
    I always think that if the world was a fair place,
    by hugging someone you’d be able
    to take their pain upon yourself.
    It’s always like,
    “you should not deal with this on your own,
    give it to me,
    I’ll take it for you.”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    what if the meteor that killed the
    dinosuars was actually a UFO and we are the aliens.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    how screwd up would it be if
    if the last sentence of the harry potter book was "and then harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase."

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Things I don't understand:
    Some people's obsession with anime.

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    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 3:00pm UTC
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    Anna is good. We like Anna.
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    This is Lacey. Lacey sees a quote she likes, so she copies the code and adds it as her own quote.
    Lacey is bad. We don't like Lacey.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I wouldn't have to manage my anger
    If people could manage their stupidity.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I really hate it when
    I say something funny, then someone else says it louder and gets the credit.


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  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Teacher: You failed the test.
    Me: You failed to educate me.

  17. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    If moon light is technically sunlight
    Why doen't it kill vampires?
    ©I_Dont_Know

  18. maaddiissoonn maaddiissoonn
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    one does not simply
    look cool while running with a backpack on.

  19. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    That awkard moment
    When you get out of the shower and you don't have a towel.

  20. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 11:10am UTC
    So today my dad and I were
    sitting in the living room.
    My sister was walking by on her way to her room
    when my dad's laptop died . He shouted " Damn!"
    Then my 7 year old sister replied
    " That's what all the guys say when I walk by."
    nmq - Tumblr

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