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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

if i were a spelling bee judge:
me: spell their
contestant: sentence please
me: they're going to build their house over there.
*walks off*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC

There’s a difference between
goodbye and letting go
Goodbye is
‘I’ll see you again when I’m ready to hold your hand
and when you’re ready to hold mine.’
Letting go is
‘I’ll miss your hand. I realized it’s not mine to hold,
and I will never hold it again.’

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC

if i ever become famous i'm going to
create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 9:02pm UTC

I asked my best friend to prom today. This is how it happened:
Early in the morning, her parents let me into her room, where I layed out some rose pedals, and put a stuffed animal bear next to her pillow, holding her favorite candy, Reese's. I led a trail to the backdoor, where I left a dozen roses in a vase, with a handwritten card, with clues on it. The whole day, she had to follow these "clues". At the end of the day, the clues led her to my house, to my pool. In my pool, my mum decorated it with those candles on pedals that float in the water. On each one, was a rose flower. As she neared the pool, she spotted hanging lights from my balcony that read "Prom?" I was on the balcony in a tux with a light purple bowtie, her favorite color.
When I spotted her, my heart jumped, and I sprinted downstairs to the backyard. In my hand was a bouquet of flowers. When she saw me, she was crying, and I'll never forget the smile on her face. I went up to her, smiling, and said "Kate, will you go to prom with me?"
SHE SAID YES!!!!

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC

"A bird sitting on a tree
Is never afraid of the branch breaking
because her trust is not on the branch
But on its own wings"
>>Always believe in yourself<<

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 4:16pm UTC

F e e l i n g s a f e
wrapped up in his arms. ♥

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...*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 4:00pm UTC

When people talk about killing themselves, they imagine who would go to their funeral.
Not me. You know what I imagine? I imagine that moment there's a substitute teacher in class. And she's calling roll call. And she gets to my name. It hasn't been taken off the list yet. And she calls my name. The name of the girl who committed suicide. The name that isn't spoken much. I wonder the reaction of my peers. I want to know the look on their face. I want to know their thoughts. I want to know what they tell her. "She's not here today," like it's no big deal, like I'm coming back. "She doesn't go here anymore," because it's true, and they don't want to go into deatil. Or do they outright tell her? Just lay it all out there. Or is the room silent? Does no one say anything? Do they let the impact of hearing my name aloud sink in? What do they think? What would they think of me? I want to know. I'm curious.
That's what I imagine.

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ForeverUnbroken416
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 11:34am UTC

“I will love you
like I’ve never been hurt"

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永久*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:53am UTC

Who is God? Someone who never helps you when you actually need him?

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2257
When you haven't
shaved your legs in a week,
and of course a guy
touches them and they're
so hairy.
tumblr

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 4:12pm UTC

O nce apon a time,
lived a young girl, with a sparkle in her eye.
she was as confident as she wished, and loved
every aspect of her life.
A ll of a sudden,
all her dreams were taken. Snatched away
from her reach. She was left with nothing,
but the deep lines that diseased her body.
Nobody knew exactly what had happened to her,
to turn her into what she become.
But now all is known,
We all wondered, but soon came to realise.
Life is what happened to her.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 9:21pm UTC

"It's going to be okay," you say once again. "I hope so," I whisper, not wanting to burst your bubble, playing along with this petty little game we have going. Maybe you think if you say it enough, it was finally come true and I will magically be less fúcked up in the head. Then maybe loving me won't be so damn hard. That's what you want, don't you? You want me to be normal, you want me to get better so you can feel like a better person. So you can think, "Hey, see? I did something good." Like I'm so pathetic charity case. Who am I to burst you perfect little bubble? Who am I to say, "You know what, no, it's not going to be okay. It never has been okay, and it never will be okay." Because I'm not you, I'm not strong and I can't get better. So, here I go again, I'll play along. "I'm fine," I say once again. "Don't worry about me," I mutter. The same lines as always, and you get to go to bed with a clear conscience, thinking that you did a good deed by putting up with someone like me. That's how this all works, right?

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...*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 7:58pm UTC

You can go the distance, You can run the mile,
You can walk straight
Through Hell with a smile[♥] [♥] [♥]

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spence*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Everytime
I say things
that are on my mind people call me
weird and give me strange looks.
I'm going to start being the quiet and shy one again,
the one that never spoke.
it's better that way.

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:22pm UTC

me: i am ∞% done

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 10:31am UTC

I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes
that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot

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