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  1. dboy7359 dboy7359
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Fav. if...........
    YOUR A BLONDE OR
    BRUNETTE
    COMMENT IF YOU HAVE ORANGE OR BLACK HAIR.......

  2. kibbsx6 kibbsx6
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Pick up Line #1
    Do you know karate.?
    becuase d@mn honey your body is kickin'
    nmf


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  4. smittyx9 smittyx9
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    Dear Mcdonalds,
    Please make your inside playgrounds supersized for us dedicated customers.
    Sincerely,
    Stuck in the slide.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. danilaxx14 danilaxx14
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    "He's not spider pig anymore,
    he's harry plopper!"

  7. halz456 halz456
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    If i actually lived like i was dieing I'd be in
    Jail ♥
    nmf

  8. libbybuss libbybuss
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Did you know
    the phrase "false information" spelled
    backwards still spells the phrase ?
    (fav if you get it)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ambershoutsnever ambershoutsnever
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    i Really like
    Letting people know
    when I have to pee
    Nmf

  11. wazasoccerchick wazasoccerchick
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Strangers always have the best candy. ♥

  12. alyssawashere alyssawashere
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    98% of kids
    drink or smoke
    before 18.
    Fave if you like bagels♥

  13. iceberg124 iceberg124
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    saying
    "your welcome"
    really
    loudly when
    people
    don't say thank you.
    nmf/nmq

  14. gabyp333 gabyp333
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    Mom:Pull up your pants!
    Son:No,it's called swag.

  15. keylimepie1001 keylimepie1001
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    dear Guys who act like dicks,
    You Are what you eat.
    Sincerely, look whos laughing now
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. julia37xx julia37xx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    dont kanye me
    or i'll chris brown you
    and tiger woods your mother

  18. epicfacts epicfacts
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    E pi c f act # 3
    In 2007, a chinese couple tried to name their child "@."

  19. spenchateer3 spenchateer3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:28pm UTC
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  20. downtownfictionx3 downtownfictionx3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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