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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. poeticwriter2413 poeticwriter2413
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you go away to summer camp, find your twin, and go to a different continent to creep your parents that you've never met

  3. idance idance
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    fun & pointless facts #3
    jack is the most common name in a fairytale.

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    fun & pointless facts #4
    the original name for pepsi was "brad's drink"

  5. youmakemecrazy youmakemecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    squidward: could you not stand so close? your
    making me claustrophobic.
    Patrick: what does that mean?
    Spongebob: It means he's scared of Santa
    Claus.
    squidward: no it doesn't!
    patrick: HO HO HO!
    spongebob: STOP IT PATRICK
    YOUR SCARING HIM!

  6. XOandrea257 XOandrea257
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    i wonder if P Diddy
    ever wakes up
    feeling like Kesha...

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    fun & pointless facts #8
    55% of american's don't know that the sun is a star.

  8. KookieKookie101 KookieKookie101
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Strange Name #1
    Floss, Arizona


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. XxSports52xX XxSports52xX
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Does any one else think
    putting a ;) at the end of the
    sentence,
    makes the convorsation more
    dirtyer?
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    not my format

  11. youmakemecrazy youmakemecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    WEARING DARK SUNGLASSES;
    And saying, "where am i looking now!?" «
    nmf

  12. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    Fave if, you feel awkward when somebody watches you eat.

  13. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    I WILL PEE
    ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.

  14. KookieKookie101 KookieKookie101
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    Strange Place #2
    Flippin, Arkansas

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    fun & pointless facts #9
    in singapore, it's illegal to sell or own chewing gum.

  16. foreverr_and_ever foreverr_and_ever
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    When I Have a Sharpie
    I feel the need to write on everything. ♥ «
    nmf

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    fun & pointless facts #10
    to burn off one plain m&m candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field.

  18. mzberry mzberry
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're in the bathroom at your friend's house and their one of their parents knock on the door .

  19. sn00pystar sn00pystar
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you say "Ow" then realize it didn't hurt at all.

  20. herewegoagaiin herewegoagaiin
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you're in an awkward
    situation and someone makes
    it more awkward by saying
    "oh... this is awkward..."
    n m f .

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