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smittyx9

1. smittyx9
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   July 7, 2011 11:21pm UTC
   Not only did you make my life complete,
   You made me complete
   <3
   
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2. smittyx9
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   July 2, 2011 12:21am UTC
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3. smittyx9
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   July 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
   I honestly don't know what to feel anymore...
   I'm numb.
   
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4. smittyx9
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   June 29, 2011 9:27pm UTC
   I'm falling for you baby, I need a parachute.<3
   
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5. smittyx9
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   June 28, 2011 10:08pm UTC
   "Sorry" means nothing to me anymore.
   Actions that you do are really the only thing,
   That will prove to me that your actually...
   Sorry.
   
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6. smittyx9
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   June 28, 2011 9:57pm UTC
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7. smittyx9
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   June 28, 2011 9:49pm UTC
   For once in my life,
   I feel like im in the right place,
   In the right place, at the right time.
   <3
   
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8. smittyx9
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   Dear Mcdonalds,
   Please make your inside playgrounds supersized for us dedicated customers.
   Sincerely,
   Stuck in the slide.
   
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9. smittyx9
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   June 28, 2011 8:39pm UTC
   Dear Teachers,
   The last thing we wanted to do was stay up and study all night for a test, but we did. So you can suck it up and stay up all night and grade our tests.
   Sincerely,
   Your Students
   
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10. smittyx9
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    June 28, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Dear Soap Bubbles,
    Thank you for getting in my eyes and making them bloodshot.
    Sincerely,
    My paranoid mother, now thinks I do drugs
    
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11. smittyx9
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    June 27, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    i wouldn't wanna be anyone else but...
    ME.
    
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12. smittyx9
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    June 27, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Dear "Popular" Girl,
    Before you insult me for being flat chested, please make sure that the toilet paper in your bra isn't visible.
    Sincerely,
    Hyprocrite
    
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13. smittyx9
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    June 27, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    Dear My Little Pony,
    Please get rid of the tattoos on your butt.
    Sincerely,
    Now my little girl wants a tramp stamp.
    
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14. smittyx9
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    June 26, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    Where you turn around to see your boyfriend making out with Alyssa Sprengelingle.
    
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15. smittyx9
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    June 26, 2011 11:02pm UTC
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16. smittyx9
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    June 26, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    When you take my hand;;
    I feel fearless.
    
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17. smittyx9
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    June 26, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Each day's a gift,
    &&
    Not a given right
    
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