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aaleinad76
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:59pm UTC

PARENT: "We need to talk... "
ME: *Million things run through mind…
WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
Was it when I...
No, they couldn't have...
Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Easy to remember: 42 P. Sherman Wallaby Way Sydney
Easy to remember: Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Delaroso Ramirez
Hard to remember: Anything that will get me somewhere in life

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

KIDZ BOP
is on their 21st album.
Their first one came out in late 2002.
Don't you feel old.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:46pm UTC

I NEED HELP
Witty, what do I get my boyfriend for
his birthday?
PLEASE HELP ME

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Facebook
is like jail:
you sit around and waste time,
write on walls,
and get poked by people you don't know.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:12pm UTC

In the past
when you were angry with someone,
you faught.
now you just delete them from
facebook.
that'll teach them to mess with you

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:18pm UTC

I never get jealous
When I see my ex with someone else
because my parents always taught
me to give my used toys
to the less fortunate

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:22pm UTC

I'm pretty sure
that whole "Ladies First" thing
was just created for
guys to check out girls' a**

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:26pm UTC

I just read, that last year
4,153,273
people got married.
I don't want to start any trouble,
but shouldn't that be an even number?

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Seeing a spider
isn't a problem.
It becomes a problem
when it disappears

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:34pm UTC

If you friend request me
on Facebook,
and your picture is a car,
I will assume you are a transformer.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC

children
in the dark cause acccidents.
accidents
in the dark cause children.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:59pm UTC

if the world
dosen't end on December, 21st 2012,
I have a feeling
a lot of babies will be born on September 20th, 2013.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 10:59am UTC

That amazing feeling when you
finished all your work, and can enjoy
the rest of the day.
.............. I have never
experienced that.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 11:25am UTC

if steroids
are illegal for athletes,
then shouldn't
autotune
be illegal for musicians?

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 11:34am UTC

if you took all the
veins out of your body and laid them end to end,
you would die

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 11:52am UTC

if you ever
fall,
I promise, I will always be there for you.
-Sincerely, the floor.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 12:12pm UTC

i should just
Change my voicemail to:
"Hang up and text me"

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 12:18pm UTC

you have a bright future ahead of you
really?!
not my quote, found on smartphowned.
yeah, i hear they keep prisioners pretty well lit at all times

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 12:30pm UTC

There are two types
of pain in this world
Pain that hurt you
and pain that changes you

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