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xxokiraxxo
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November 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC

*Third Grade*
Friend: *whispering* You're stupid if you say what
Me: What?
Friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD. THAT WAS AWESOME.
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD BEFORE.
OH GOD HELP ME.

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lessthanthirteen
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 2:46am UTC

"I wanna talk about my day; it really sucked. The sun was out; I thought I was fine, but then you slipped into my mind. I wanna see you, but I know I can't."

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xNicoleLovex72
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Always be positive.
*trips down stairs* Man, I got down those stairs fast!
©kaykayy04

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Did you know...
Cinna was a poet in one of Shakespeare’s plays who tried to start a rebellion. He conspirated against the leader Julius Caesar and was thus killed… does this give us any hints?

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HereToMakeYouSmile
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 8:55pm UTC

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(....the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:39pm UTC

It's really easy to talk about the right
thing to do when it's not your life.
- K e l s o, T h a t 7 0 ' s s h o w

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Rue and Katniss, sittin' in a tree,
K-I-L-L-I-N-G
First comes bows, then comes arrows
then comes careers hiding in their shadows.
The Hunger Games
Not my quote - I really wish it was, because it's so good.
MeeAndYoouFormats
www.wonderstruck.jimdo.com

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Pearlonthesea
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Finnick? Maybe some pants?
-Katniss Everdeen

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC

I wish I could take every kid
that looks in the mirror and says
"I'm not beautiful"
and get them to see what it takes to look like those people in magazines,
they would feel so much better about themselves,
because those photos aren't real..
-Miley Cyrus

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michelle9701
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Ok, so I know this isn't a pretty quote & some of you won't read it but today I was just thinking of how much I was gonna miss 8th grade. I don't know how but I got on the subject, cancer. Let me tell ya, it sucks. Yes I know you're probably thinking 'duh?' But it really does suck. C-a-n-c-e-r,cancer. Yanno, the thing that doesn't have a cure? The thing people die from? Yes it just hit me today because I know somebody with cancer. & I'm not that close to them but I guess you can say we're close. She's my best friends gram. I saw her the other day. Seeing what she looked like made me think pretty long & hard about cancer. Now I really understand & it just bothers me. Not that people have cancer but knowing that there isn't a cure & so many people are dying. I honestly hope & pray that some day, there WILL be a cure & cancer can maybe just be a cold that will go away. Thanks to everybody reading this. It needed to get out.......

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC

"you're weird."
"AW! THANK YOU!"

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xocheetahcrayonxo
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 3:13pm UTC

R e m o v e t h e l o v e t r i a n g l e, and the Hunger Games is about a televised fight to the death. Remove the love triangle, and Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.

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Izc101
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Peeta: Stalked her since I was five, Then got entered into a competition where i had to kill her
............................................
Peeta: So that's how I met your mother, kids!

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xBeautiful
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 4:48pm UTC

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE.
Fave if you have seen this video. ♥

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Badapple911
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Hush little Primrose don't cry away
Mama's gonna catch you a mockingjay
And if that mockingjay's a sin,
Mama's gonna buy you a rebel pin
And if that pin looks like a sparrow,
Mama's gonna make you a bow and arrow,
And if that bow and arrow dun fail
Mama's gonna bring you a friend named Gale
And if that friend named Gale's a crime
Mama's gonna think that that's just fine,
And if you still pride that rebel pin,
Then let the Hunger Games begin.

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MoveAlong83
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
Katniss: Gale, stop
Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
Katniss: Just st-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Pleas-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
Katniss: Oh, not you too-
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
Katniss: Peeta-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Make it stop-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
NMQ

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brittany7766
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 11:10am UTC

One day
The Hunger
Games will
become reality...
AND YOU'LL REGRET NOT READING THE BOOKS...♥

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 11:08am UTC

SAVE WATER!
Shower with Josh Hutcherson

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Peacock17*
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Me: Hey, wanna see the guy, I like?
Friend: Sure... Wheres he from?
Me: *shows picture of Josh Hutcherson in Hunger Games*
Me: Oh, you know just a little place called District 12!
Friend: -_-

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