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softballgurl
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June 21, 2012 9:31am UTC

I have always wanted to be that one girlwho comes back to school, completely different and really beautiful this year I've decided to make that happen, of course, with the support of you witty girls Feel free to follow my plan and commment for tips and ideas.Step 1: Exercise every morning. A "wake-up" jog for 15-30 minutes.Step 2: Use Face cleaner to make my skin smooth and perfect.Step 3: Grow out hair, pretty long and right before school get it layered, angled and styled.Step 4: Get a flat tummy with a hint of abs. (Sit-ups, Pull-ups and running.)Step 5: Redo my wardrobe. Buy some really pretty clothes from places like HCO, A&F, Delias, & AE. Step 6: Go to the pool more often and swim 15-50 laps at a time.Step 7: Learn how to do my makeup perfectly for my face.Step 8: Host more sleepovers, parties and social events at my house.Step 9: Ideas??? Comment to the right ------------------>> please!!!Thanks to all my "witty-girls" who support me!

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BreKee15
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June 18, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Drake & Josh. ♥
Josh: You will not eat that squirrel!
Drake: I don't want to EAT him...
Josh: What are you gonna do then?
Drake: Well I'm gonna write a note and tie it to its tail.
Maybe somebody will find it and come get us outta here!
Josh: Yes! 'Cause, when I see a squirrel the first thing I do is check its tail
for MESSAGES!

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__OneDirectionerForever__
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC

True Yolo.
French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

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Anthony96
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June 13, 2012 2:45pm UTC

True Story
Friends: Why are you so nice to others?
Me: You never know what they're going through.

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:36pm UTC

I don't believe in hitting my kids, so I send them to school in crocs and a Justin Bieber shirt and the kids there do it for me.
~Adam Sandler

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BravoSierra
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June 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC

12 years old: Worried about internet people finding me in real life.
Now: Worried about people in real life finding me on the internet.

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Emo_gurlieXDDDD
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:28am UTC

Looking Down At Your Cell Phone
To Avoid Someone Walking by.

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lovehimmorethanwords
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Ashley F*ck everyone.
Like • Comment • 45 minutes ago near Whoville.
John you already did.
42 minutes ago • Like

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 4:50pm UTC

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics test: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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nssassychick
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 8:55am UTC

My rabbit got ran-over,
now he's just some bunny I used to know.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 4:44pm UTC

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keegster
poop
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
omg look guize im in da same pic as One Direction!1!!!1!1!!!11!!1!

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 6:13pm UTC

I didn't do it!
Then why are you laughing?!
nmf, followme(:
Because whoever did it its a f*cking legend
nmf, followme(:

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mayday
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 3:14pm UTC

YOU CALL THAT A KISS?
-H

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KbbyLovesYou
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 4:50am UTC

When you have to make a hard decision,
flip a coin.
Not because it settles the question for you,
but because in that moment when the coin is in the air,
you suddenly know what you're hoping for.
nmf/nmq

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lozza821

posted a quote
April 13, 2012 1:34pm UTC

While Louis and Liam went surfing the other day, Niall went to the zoo by himself.

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SmileLove
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Hey, my grandma's in hospital. I hope she'll get better. :( xx
I hope she dies! :) xxxx
WHAT?!
DOES! I hope she does. xx

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princess_alone
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:14pm UTC

I have always wanted to
walk up to a stranger, hand him a
briefcase and whisper,
"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."
format by julietechoecho

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mustang4life
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 9:53am UTC

I don't hate you...
It's just that if we were in the Hunger Games together..
I would have no problem with killing you.
;D
Format by Sandrasaurus

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:05pm UTC

& if i die tomorrow,
tell Niall Horan that i loved him.

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xxBestDayEverxx
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 2:23pm UTC

*Watching The Hunger Games with
my friend who never read the books*
her: Who's he and is he drunk?
her: did the black girl die!?
her: Where's Peter?
me: PEETA
her: Who's Katchisses' friend again? With the black hair?
her: I thought Katchisses lived in the Capitol, where is she?
her: What is the Hunger Games anyways?
her: Did Peeter die?!
Me: PEETA
Her: When does The Hunger Games 2 come out?
Me: -________-
Her: Howd those dogs get there?
her: I don't get this.
Her: This is so unrealistic.
Her: WTF DO THESE PEOPLE WEAR.
Her: How did she know to hit the apples?
Her: Are those MockingBay birds real?
Her: So does Peter and her get together?
Me: PEETA. -______-
Watching it
with her =
hardest
thing I've ever
done.

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