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KristinaBrunicardi
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August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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maaddiissoonn
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Before my Shower:
I don’t want to get in .
During my Shower:
I don’t want to get out.

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BravoSierra
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August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC

My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

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forever_mine_123
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June 24, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Silly phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "I looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore" call.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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JuicyBxo
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I trusted you
But now your words mean nothing
Your actions spoke the truth

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC

We’re teenagers.
We stay up too late at night.
We have messy rooms
We can be extremely lazy
We fall asleep thinking of him
We fall in love much too fast
We get our hearts broken
We cry ourselves to sleep
We get in arguments, a lot.
We always think we’re right.
We make many mistakes.
We’re nowhere near perfect.
We have little confidence.
We feel like we’re not good enough
But as we start to grow older,
We learn from all of that.
And that’s how we become adults.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 12:46pm UTC

It's impossible to get noticed on here
if your quotes aren't about One Direction.

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gbrooke26
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:26pm UTC

LOOKING AT YOUR HAIR UNDER WATER
AND FEELING LIKE A MERMAID.

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BeYourself1311
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Guy Friend: Were You Wearing Space Pants Today? Cuz Your A** Was Out Of This World !
Me: No, I Was Wearing Softball Pants And This A** Is Out Of Your League.
Guy Friend: -.-
nmq

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justsmile851
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June 18, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Me: I like you
Crush: I don't like you
Me: -gets over you-
Crush: I like you now

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BravoSierra
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June 16, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Boy: You're beautiful.
Girl: He's lying.
Boy: You're ugly.
Girl: I know.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Louis: wanna hear a joke about cats?
Harry: no
Louis: you gotta be kitten me!
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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Anthony96
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:32pm UTC

Looking at old text messages,
and wishing it happened all over again.

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Megoz7
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:10pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you just stand there like ummm......

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Anthony96
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June 13, 2012 2:45pm UTC

True Story
Friends: Why are you so nice to others?
Me: You never know what they're going through.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:07pm UTC

The scariest thing about distance
is that you don't know whether
they'll miss you or forget you.
-THE NOTEBOOK

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iwishiwasbeautiful
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June 12, 2012 4:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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azncutiepie
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:19pm UTC

A lot can happen in a year.

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