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Hale_Storm18
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December 30, 2012 3:21pm UTC

I hate most Disney Channel shows because
they're the same basic premise with different characters. And also, who comes up with the costume design? No one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets.

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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC

everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and
$300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

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Connork11
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January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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styles*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Have you ever been so damn sad
that you could physically feel the pain?

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sydneyjrw
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 2:23pm UTC

*Today In Class*
Teacher: No girls are allowed to room with boys on the trip
Class: *Groans*
*Kid raises hand*
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Well, what if we're gay?
Class: *Laughs*
Teacher: Doesn't matter. Let me put it this way: We are going on the trip with 100 kids. We don't want to come back with 101.
This was hilarious. Hahaha (:

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ilovepenguins46
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October 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Screw school,
I'm gonna become a pot dealer and sell many other useful kitchen utensils.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC

WHEN I GET SAD
I TEND TO GET REALLY REALLY QUIET
MAYBE,
A WORD OR TWO COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH
BUT THAT'S IT
THE SILENCE LETS ME THINK OF MY MISTAKES
AND JUST KILLS ME ON THE INSIDE

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yourcool
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October 7, 2012 7:48pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC

when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Just because I'm not a starving kid in Africa
Does not mean my life is the best thing ever.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : No
Dad : The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son : Then it's okay
Dad goes to Bill gates.
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No
Dad : My son is the CEO of World Bank
Bill Gates : Then it's okay.
Dad goes to President of World Bank
Dad : Appoint my son as CEO of your bank.
President : No
Dad : He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President : Then it's okay
This is BUSINESS

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Four years isn't enough time for
Obama to change America.
Some of you have been in school for more than four years and you still don't know the difference between your and you're.

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zadakbkadaz
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Hardest job ever:
Working in a bubble wrap factory... Imagine the self control needed..

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Carrying 15 grocery bags in each hand
because two trips to the car are for p/ssies.

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