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  1. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
    Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
    I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
    Please help!

  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    So technically, the age limit on witty is 13. And maybe there's a good reason. When I was 10, 11, even 12, I didn't know what cutting was. I didn't know half the swear words that you see every day on the internet. No one really has any innocence lately. The only reason anyone knows anything bad in the world, is because they've been exposed to it. So i honestly don't care what you think of me or my opinion. And sorry, if you're younger than 13, but i truly believe you shouldn't be on here. Ok, done with my rant... Bye.

  3. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    John Blunk: Saved his Girlfriend by throwing himself on top of
    her using his body as a shield
    Alex Teves: Pushed his Girlfriend to the floor and was struck by
    a bullet in the process
    Matt McQuinn: Dove on top of his Girlfriend as soon as the
    shooting began.
    Note: They sacrificed their lives to
    have their Girlfriend to live. They inspired me so much from the
    Colorado Shooting. They are definitely the Heroes of Colorado Shooting
    They gave me a lots of Hope.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ForgottenToYou ForgottenToYou
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    When you stub your toe and you're thinking
    "Well, this is it. I'm going to die. I'm never going to fall in love. I'm never going to have children. I'm never going to grow old. Thank you, chair, for ending my life."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    *My mom on the computer.*
    *Calls my name and looks mad*
    My thoughts:
    I left my facebook signed in and she read through my messages.
    I left my witty up and my mom read all my quotes and comments.
    I left my twitter up and she read through my tweets.
    I left my tumblr up and she saw the half naked things I posted.
    My mom: YOU GOT A C ON YOUR MATH TEST.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I like sleeping,
    it's like death, but without the commitment.

  9. StayStrongILoveYou StayStrongILoveYou
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Having Your Mom
    \
    Make Your Appointments On School Days
    In The Middle Of The Day
    So That You Do Not Have To Go To School
    Or Leave Early
    StoryOfMyLife
    FormatBy:StayStrongIloveYou


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. smallchick105 smallchick105
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    If you listen closely;
    The songs I listen to
    say everything
    I'm too afraid to say to you.

  12. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    " Never apologize for what you feel
    its like saying sorry
    for being real."
    - Lil Wayne
    format credit to OneDirection

  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:11am UTC
    What I do today is important because I am paying a day of my life for it. What I accomplish must be worthwhile because the price is high.

  15. onmyway2believing onmyway2believing
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Reeeeaaallllly could use someone to talk to, anyone there?

  16. invisiblesun invisiblesun
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    This class is hilarious. LOL. Read it xD
    TEACHER: Why are you late Miguel?
    MIGUEL: Cause class started before I got here.
    TEACHER: Aria, go to the map and find North America ..
    ARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Aria.
    TEACHER: Jasmine, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    Jasmine: You told me to do it without using tables.
    TEACHER: Matthew, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    Matthew: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    MATTHEW: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    TEACHER: Ronald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    RONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    RONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

  17. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 4:09pm UTC
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    This is my dinosaur, he's hungry. Wanna feed him?
    He eats Faves

  18. thatgirlemmak thatgirlemmak
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Are you gonna kiss me or not?
    Are we gonna do this or what?
    Look at all the love that we've got.
    It ain't ever gonna stop.

    nmf

  19. xoxiloveyouxoxx xoxiloveyouxoxx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    STOP ONE DIRECTION
    Before you start reading, I just want to warn you, it is a lot of words. But I would appreciate it if you heard my thoughts on this and if you feel the way I do about the One Direction quotes. I just tried to include every agrument I could:
    I know I'm not exactly "witty famous," I don't care if not too many people read this or not, I just need to vent. I love Witty Profiles. I'm not going to deny it, but all these One Direction quotes are getting old. I read so many quotes a day about them and it's annoying. All "directioners" just say back to me "if you don't like it just keep scrolling." So you know what? I did that. I did it, until I realized I was at the bottom of the page, and the bottom of the page again and again (a little exaggeration, but most quotes on Top are 1D). There is too many One Direction quotes. I actually wouldn't even call them quotes.
    All directioners do it talk about CARROTS and how 1D is GAY WITH EACH OTHER, BUT CLAIM TO LIKE GIRLS. I don't research One Direction, but honestly that doesn't make any sense. I know the boys are a group, but saying that they are gay with each other or want to get married, but they still like girls literally makes no sense. So if someone would explain that to me, that would be great.
    People are constantly asking for there to be a category for the quotes and for a One Direction day and this is and that. Honestly, they're lucky they have made it this far. I DO NOT HATE ONE DIRECTION, I ACTUALLY LIKE SOME OF THEIR SONGS, but when I read comments on One Direction quotes, I see people actually commenting and saying, "I love One Direction, but this is getting old." I go to people's pages and they're background is of One Direction. Now I'm not going to say anything bad on that because a background is a background that can express how you feel about something.
    These quotes don't have any orginality either. They are facts about 1D or Liam and Niall's conversation of the day. No offense, but I don't think that many people care about their conversation. If people are familiar with the band, they've probably already read it on Twitter or something and if you don't have any interest in the band, you probably don't care about it.
    && What I hate the most is when people say "Only One Direction fans understand this quote" at the bottom of their quote about carrots are something. Like umm... okay. So you're going to post a quote that only half the site is going to understand and the way that is put is just rude. But that's what I personally think.
    If all you want to read One Direction quotes and share your love... http://www.webs.com/ Please, use this site, make a website, customize it and tell everyone on Witty who likes One Direction to go to it and then you can all put quotes there and share your love because honestly Witty Profiles isn't the place for it.
    I know that making this quote probably isn't going to help stop One Direction quotes, but I just want to get the word out. I want people to read this and see how many agree and disagree with me so I can actually see the amount of people who enjoy reading One Direction "quotes" on Top and who hate it as much as me. I'm not going to ask for faves though because that's my pet peeve. I will just hope people read this.
    **FEEDBACK PLEASE**
    If you read this you are welcomed to comment. Hate on me or don't. I don't care, I won't delete any comments. I just want to see how people actually feel about all these 1D "quotes."
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, I KNOW THIS WAS A LOT OF WORDS(:

  20. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    .Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.Good going, America.

:)

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