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noodlekinz
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Why do people only read the quotes that are pretty and has desighns?
Shouldnt it matter more about what they say instead of how they look?
I bet only 10 people read this.

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LoveIsEnchanting
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Opera:where someone gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, they sing
CookieDoughFormats

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suprize123
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 5:15pm UTC

When Guys Stretch
and their shirt goes up a little so you can see their abs and boxers. ♥

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unitopia25
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 5:16pm UTC

I would like to see all of the
One Direction fans
and all of the
One Direction haters
compete in
The Hunger Games.

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thatbritishboy
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:30pm UTC

BEST LINE SAID BY A GUY TO A GIRL:
"The day I will go on my knees for another girl....
Is the day I will tie a shoelace for our daughter."

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SkylarPeighton
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Right now i like the names Hadley Elizabeth for a girl and Nolan James for a boy, but my boyfriend doesnt like them. ):Do you like them????

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Girl: "Would you rather be on top or bottom? (;"
Me: "I don't have a bunk bed... Sorry" (._.)

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Happy Birthday Spongebob♥
You've been a part of my childhood for
as long as I remember.
26 years old and you still haven't
gotten your drivers license ;)

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xocupcaakexo
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 9:48pm UTC

who else
has bought skinny jeans
that weren't skinny enough ?
♥

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BubblyGirl22
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC

WHAT TEAM?!?!
WILDCATS.
WHAT TEAM?!?!
WILDCATS.
anyone else remember that?

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 3:29pm UTC

ask yourself this question:
will this matter one year from now?

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 3:19pm UTC

heat makes things expand, correct?
then that must mean I'm not fat, I'm hot.

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Spuddy1o1
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Shout out to10 year old boys and girls
who still play hide and seek, tag and collects hot wheels/american girl dolls.

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BabyCakes248x
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 12:17pm UTC

I am on my period, therefore i am
legally allowed to kill you.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 1:20pm UTC

♫♪♫♪♫♪
Happy people listen to the music, Sad people listen to the lyrics. CookieDoughFormats

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC

We’re teenagers.
We stay up too late at night.
We have messy rooms
We can be extremely lazy
We fall asleep thinking of him
We fall in love much too fast
We get our hearts broken
We cry ourselves to sleep
We get in arguments, a lot.
We always think we’re right.
We make many mistakes.
We’re nowhere near perfect.
We have little confidence.
We feel like we’re not good enough
But as we start to grow older,
We learn from all of that.
And that’s how we become adults.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I've always wanted to say:
"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*Draws Mickey outline*

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audreyann
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

iCarly
*fixing the elevator*
Spencer: "How long will this take?"
Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
Spencer: "Five what?!"
Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

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Steve
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC

You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Have you ever laid on your bed
at night and cried because you're not good enough?
Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
And just felt too ugly and alone...

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