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  1. ImaPiratePrincess ImaPiratePrincess
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 1:21am UTC
    Twas the night before Christmas
    and all through the house, not a creature was sturring exept for that socially awkward teenager whos posting quotes on witty

  2. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:43am UTC
    I wasn’t that drunk
    you took out a kitchen knife and made kelly throw vegtables at you.
    And you were yelling "Im the fruit ninja!"
    Was I any good?
    No .-.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. carlislecullensdreamdaughter carlislecullensdreamdaughter
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    How to get good curls:
    1. Curl your damn hair
    2. Find awesome song (preferably rock, but it's up to you)
    3. Headbang like hell till curls are loose and bouncy
    you're welcome


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Mystic Mystic
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    THE SIGNS OF BEING/FALLING IN LOVE:
    Aries: Appetite Loss - all you think about is him or her. Producing more dopamine, you feel little need for food or basic necessities while floating through each day on a cloud of hope.
    Taurus: Abandon Regular Routines - You may abandon your work or your responsibilites, Your thoughts and actions become devoted to your love interest.
    Gemini: Fresh Complexion - You feel different and it shows. Others might catch you smiling or blushing for no apparent reasons.
    Cancer: You Think of that Person as Perfect - Your project your idea as the perfect one onto them and you overlook their weaknesses or flaws.
    Leo: You Upgrade Your Looks - You care more about how you dress or look. You may start thinking of the small things that you can do to make yourself look better for them.
    Virgo: You Daydream - You begin thinking about the future with this person. Your imagination creates vivid scenarios of romantic getaways, cozy chats, exciting adventures, and feel-good moments.
    Libra: You Build an Addiction - You always want to communicate with them and when they don't communicate back, you start to worry. You spend most of your time analyzing every word and punctuation mark in each conversation to make sure that they're interested and committed.
    Scorpio: You feel better about life - You begin to wonder where this person has been all your life, and why the two of your never found eachother sooner. All of life's disappointments, frustrations and losses will not compare anymore.
    Sagittarius: You Get Jealous Easily - You hate it when other people talk to them and you hate it when other people spend time with them. You miss them when they are not around and become irritated.
    Capricorn: You find their quirks cute, not annoying - You don't really mind their bad habits, but in fact find them attractive.
    Aquarius: You Talk About Them - You secretely tell your friends about them and become excited for your friends or family to meet them.
    Pisces: You support them - You find yourself standing up for them when others are against them. You try to become useful to them and help them where ever possible.
    (tumblr)

  7. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Who secretly hoped the world will actually end ?
    I can't be the only one

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Oh my god you guys, the joke from my Christmas cracker:
    what do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
    chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
    i was snorting.

  9. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    This Cristmas, I asked Santa for
    the sexiest person alive.
    This morning, I woke up in a box.

  10. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 6:58pm UTC
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  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 9:10am UTC
    LAST CHRISTMAS
    I g a v e you my heart but the very next day
    YOU GAVE IT AWAY
    This year to save me from t e a r s
    I'll give it to someone special

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    "When i bought take me home
    the cashier told me i look a lot like zayn malik
    and i told her i get that all the time"
    - Zayn Malik

  13. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Everytime you open your mouth
    some idiot starts talking

  14. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    my laptop screen is brighter than my future.

  15. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
    i shaved for this
    i put a bra on for you.
    i got off tumblr for you
    i am wearing real pants
    I went outside
    i got out of bed
    i woke up.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    i'm not sure if life is getting better,
    or the amount of f/cks i give is slowly decreasing.

  17. starkidwarbler starkidwarbler
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 10:07am UTC
    They say that Disneyland is
    "The happiest place on earth"
    Obviously, they've never been
    In your arms...
    obviously, you've never been to disneyland.

  18. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    We tried to have a family game night tonight.
    My little sister is crying
    My dad is yelling
    and Uno is now banned from being played in my house and is in the garbage

  19. juju5068 juju5068
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:50am UTC
    Best Friend: Hey come here :)
    Me: Why?
    Best Friend: Just come here!
    Me: NO! You're gonna hit me!
    Anyone Else?

  20. Amyyyxoxo Amyyyxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Some realtionships are like tom and jerry
    you tease eachother, knock down eachother
    irritate eachother, but can't live without eachother

:)

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