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  1. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 1:35am UTC
    if you like, love or miss someone right now, & can't get them out of your head, then repost this, within one minute and whoever you are missing, will suprise you ♥

  2. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Thirty-two secrets. Be honest no matter what.
    One - Where was your default pic taken? Don't have one
    Two - Are you being honest? Yes?
    Three-Have you ever lost a close friend? Yes
    Four - What is your current mood? Sick:(
    Five- Whats your brothers name? Nick Alex Ken Brandon
    Six - Where do you wish you were right now? with him
    Seven - Have a crazy side? I guess so.
    Eight - Ever had a near death experience? No
    Nine - Something you do a lot?hang with friends.
    Ten - Angry at anyone? Kinda.
    Eleven - What's the last thing you said to your mom? make me food please
    Twelve - When was the last time you cried? last weeek
    Thirteen - Is there anyone you would do anything for? A few, actually.
    Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep? Every.Thing.
    Fifteen-Do you still have pictures of an ex boyfriend/girlfriend? yes
    Sixteen- What was the last thing in your mouth? cookies.
    Seventeen- Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? nicky
    Eighteen- What is your favorite song? Freek'n you-jodeci
    Nineteen- What are you doing right now? music
    Twenty - Where did you get the top you are wearing? target
    Twenty-one- Do you enjoy drama? Not at all.
    Twenty two- Describe your life in three words? Crazy, confusing, boring.
    Twenty three- Who are you thinking of right now? him<3
    Twenty four- What should you be doing right now? hw
    Twenty five- What are you listening to? love the way you lie part 2
    Twenty-six- Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS? Yes.
    Twenty seven- Who was the last person who yelled at you? my brother
    Twenty eight-Why were you last sad? him not answering
    Twenty nine- Do you use smiley faces on the computer? Of course :)
    Thirty-Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yeah.
    Thirty one- Are you happy with life right now? Not really
    Thirty two- Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now? Oh, yeah.

  3. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
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    January 4, 2012 3:29pm UTC
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  4. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
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    November 17, 2011 2:56pm UTC
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  5. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    If you like,love, or miss someone
    right now
    and cant get them out of ur head,
    then
    repost this within one minute and whoever ur missing will surprise you
    <3

  6. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    Maybe I like him..?
    What color is his hair? brown
    What style is it? short
    What color eyes? green.
    Cute smile? Yes(:
    Braces? no
    Glasses? no
    Abs? Nop
    Height? 5'8
    What grade is he in? doesnt go to school
    How did you meet him? his sister
    How long have you known him? since im in diapers
    Does he play any sports? football and handball
    Do you guys ever text? always:)
    How about facebook chat? He dont go on facebook
    Last time you were on his facebook profile? today
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: sweatpants and tee shirt
    What's the favorite thing you've seen him wear? black sweatpants, black tanktop and hat <3
    Where you able to see his abs? he dont have them and im okay with that:)
    Least favorite thing? i dont see him a lot >=O
    Do your friends know you like him? only a few
    Do any of your teachers know you like him? no they dont even noe he exsists
    Do you parents know? only my mom
    Do they know he exists? Yes.
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him? Of course. my mom already loves him its just my da :O
    Have you met his parents? Yea
    What would you do if he saw your witty? Wouldn't care

  7. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Cross out the things you've done
    Graduated high school.
    Smoked a cigarette
    Kissed someone
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert .
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself .
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing .
    Cut yourself on accident
    Cut yourself on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had lunch detention .
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library .
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test .
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world .
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry .
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn't have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Played on a sports team
    Snuck out of the house
    Driven a car
    been in love
    had a blonde moment
    made an 11:11 wish
    drank alcohol
    forwarded a chain letter
    made a mistake

  8. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair Color:
    [] Brown - $100
    [X] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $15
    [] Bald - $5
    [] Other- $75
    Total: $50
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [x] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Total so far: $200
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [x] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $225
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $325
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [x] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $625
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [x] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [] No - $600
    Total so far:$925
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1325
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [] 7 to 10 - $500
    [x ] Under 7- $450
    Total so far:$1775
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [X] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [X] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $2650
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [X] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $3650

  9. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 10:52pm UTC
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  10. Joesbaby94 Joesbaby94
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    i really need helpp..
    im in LOVE wit; this kid and he is 7 years older than me and he told me NOTT to fall in love wit; him and i did and i dont wanna tell him cuz he has a gf..and like he talks to me wit; out her knowing and idk what to do...shuld i tell him or keep it to myselff ?

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