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  1. kelligirl313xoxo kelligirl313xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 8:29pm UTC
    So have a Merry Christmas,
    And wipe away that tear,
    Remember ...
    I am spending Christmas
    With Jesus Christ this year
    ...<3

  2. wallenbee wallenbee
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:43am UTC
    It’s not One Direction that bothers me,
    it’s the Directioners.

  3. bethanysheaa bethanysheaa
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.
    Heroes don't wear:
    capes, colorful suits,
    or underwear over their
    tights.
    They wear camouflage, dog
    tags, and combat boots.

    format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.

  4. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    Truth or Dare
    Truth
    Who do you like?
    Dare
    I dare you to tell me who you like.
    You know you've done it.
    -nmf-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    "You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
    But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
    simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
    See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
    One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
    \ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
    underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
    T h r e e :
    Stan has a small wiener."
    -17 Again.

  7. x3TheStoryOfUs x3TheStoryOfUs
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    My boyfriend is like my life..
    ..i don't have one

  8. caitlynnbabyxo caitlynnbabyxo
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    "Everyday I'm Shuffling."
    man, please, just deal the cards.

  9. helovesme_not helovesme_not
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    My middle finger salutes you.

  10. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    I WANT A BRITISH ACCENT.

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    Have you ever
    >> l o o k e d b a c k a t t h e p a s t
    and realized
    you were such an idiot?

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    F is for
    Friends who do stuff together.
    U is for
    You and meeeeee,
    N is for
    any where, at anytime at all,
    Down here, in the deep blue sea
    - spongebob ♥

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    The more you get to know a person,
    the more attractive they become.

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    That awkward penguin run you do
    When you have your backpack on..

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    Boyfriend:
    "What would you do if you got into my bed?"
    Girlfriend:
    "Is it comfortable?"
    Boyfriend:
    "Yes;)"
    Girlfriend:
    "I'd sleep."

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    When your pen runs out:
    5% calmly putting it away and getting a new one.
    95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    WHEN YOUR MOM THINKS
    You have a attitude but all you did was answer her question.

  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Saying, "Shut up! No one likes
    you!" when someone points out
    that you're wrong about something.

  19. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Lets get atleast100 faves
    for the soilders
    to come home for
    Christmas. ♥
    Credit to tiffrose22
    Format: twilightgirl995

  20. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    How much do you love me?(:
    Look up at the sky, & count the
    stars. That's how much I love you.
    ...But it's daytime.
    I know.
    nmf; credit goes to ohhshanap

:)

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