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xxglitterxxsparkzz
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November 18, 2011 8:07pm UTC

suck my dick
Sry, I choke on small things

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ohhshanappp
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November 19, 2011 1:07pm UTC

i can't set my hopes too high,
because every hello ends with a goodbye. ♥

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 11:57pm UTC

No shoes, No shirt,
and I still get service

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XxstrawberrykiwixX
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November 18, 2011 7:49pm UTC

Once You Have
feelings for someone, they're always there. you may not like them anymore; but you'll still care.
-Drake

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Honeyblood
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November 18, 2011 7:46pm UTC

You're older, therefore, you're going to die first.
NO, i'm older, so i'm going to get my licence first, then run you over in my car, and you're going to die first.
...

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ashleyybabii1997
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 9:09pm UTC

I've always wanted to get into a taxi & yell:
FOLLOW
THAT CAR

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anonymouus
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:07pm UTC

"i'm cold too.."
"well damn jackie! i
can't control the
weather!" (:

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:12pm UTC

i asked "what?"5 times,
SO NOW I AM JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT I HEARD YOU.

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rec0ver
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 6:21pm UTC

i'm the daughter hiding depression. i'm your sister making a good impression. i'm a friend acting like i'm fine. i'm a teenager pushing her tears aside.i'm a girl sitting next to you.i'm the one asking you to care. i'm your best friend hoping you'll be there.

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you_know_you_love_me
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 8:31pm UTC

That awkward moment,
when the only thing you know on your test is your name and the date.

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Shining_Star56
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC

Disney should make a hairless princess;
[♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 9:57pm UTC

British Accents:
the only way to get people to pay attention to what you're saying

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 6:42pm UTC

The awkward moment when you realize
if taylor swift and taylor launter got married they'd both be called taylor launter.

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gottalovemusic
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:28pm UTC

Eww!! You're weird!!!
well I'm sorry that I have this disease called awesomeness
- - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
not my format

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ladybugfan123
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 9:29pm UTC

That long sarcastic laugh
you make before you say no.
♥

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:25pm UTC

So I think we’ve all realized by now.
That a guy & a girl can post the same exact quote. The girl will get 12 favorites and
the guy will get 1200. Unfair? Yes. But what we don’t realize is how this situation is
exactly like real life. For example, if a guy and a girl both tell us that we’re pretty.
Which compliment do we believe more? The guy’s. Which compliment means
more to us? The guy’s. Which compliment are we more surprised to hear?
The guy’s. That’s exactly it. Girls soak in everything guys say like a sponge.
Hence, why we typically believe every word they say and end up with a
broken heart. So you can be annoyed all you want about guys getting
so many favorites (because trust me, I am too) but you know you
can’t argue with science.

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
Let's play a game
keep scrolling.
Pick a number.
Any number.
Do absolutely nothing with this number.
and you should end up with the same number you started with.
End of game.
Format by XprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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kerishayex3
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 4:23pm UTC

the awkward moment when...
you're texting in bed and you drop the phone on your face
♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:43pm UTC

There are two types of listeners.
The ones who actually care, and the ones who are just nosey.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:38pm UTC

That feeling of
EPICNESS
When you draw a straight line without a ruler

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