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  1. Jenna17 Jenna17
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    friendship is like...
    a Band-Aid, always there for you.

  2. InTheEndItsForever InTheEndItsForever
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:32am UTC
    I want to know what goes through his mind when he look's at me♥ -Does he ever miss me?

  3. sarahisawesome17 sarahisawesome17
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:09am UTC
    "Mom! Can I go to the mall?”
    "Ask your dad."
    “Dad! Can I go to the mall?”
    "Ask your mom."
    “Mom!Dad said to ask you!!”
    -______________-

  4. MeghanMouse97 MeghanMouse97
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:10am UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    That awkward moment...
    When you go to be with socks on and you wake up and they aren't on your feet

  5. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    " Dude,I wasn't that drunk."
    "....you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling 'GROW MARIO GROW!'.
    nmf.nmq

  6. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  7. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  8. FunnyTexts FunnyTexts
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    Funny Texts #4
    Friend: you know what sucks?
    Other friend: vacuums.
    Friend: you know what sucks in metaphorical sense?
    Other friend: black holes.
    Friend: ... you know what just isn't cool?
    Other friend: lava.

  9. Breezy_Baee85 Breezy_Baee85
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 2:10am UTC
    Real eyes
    Realize
    Real lies.
    <3

  10. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  11. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
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    August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC
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    August 10, 2011 11:54am UTC
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    August 11, 2011 7:30pm UTC
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  15. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    facebook
    is the second most popular word that starts with an "f" & ends with a "k" ♥

  16. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    #9
    DUDIE She Just called you
    short
    OH HELL NO!
    hold me up so I can slap her.

  17. Biancaaa_xx Biancaaa_xx
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    August 11, 2011 7:12am UTC
    Guy: wanna go out with me?
    Girl: you're too old for me
    Guy: age is just a number
    Girl: yea... and jail is just a room

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    August 11, 2011 7:51am UTC
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  20. cstarr cstarr
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    When people say "Guess what" I never guess, I just say "What?"

    nmf

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