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Jeff2016

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Member Since: 10 Jan 2011 03:57pm

Last Seen: 10 Dec 2012 03:59pm

user id: 145518

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  1. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Pretending to type fast by pressing in
    random letters
    ksdoueijjchcjhdjdkd

  2. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Girl changes her relationship status
    Friends - "OMG call me"
    Boy changes his relationship status
    Friends - GET SOME!!!

  3. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Letters;
    Letter 1: Your best friend.
    Letter 2: Your crush.
    Letter 3: Your parents.
    Letter 4: Your siblings.
    Letter 5: Your dreams.
    Letter 6: A stranger.
    Letter 7: Your ex-boyfriend.
    Letter 8: Your favorite internet friend.
    Letter 9: A person you wish to meet.
    Letter 10: Someone you don't talk to as much as you'd like to.
    Letter 11: A deceased person you wish you could talk to.
    Letter 12: Person you hate the most.
    Letter 13: Someone you wish you could forgive.
    Letter 14: Someone you drifted away from.
    Letter 15: The person you miss the most.
    Letter 16: Someone that is not in your state.
    Letter 17: Someone from your childhood.
    Letter 18: The person you wish you could be.
    Letter 19: Someone that pesters your mind (Good or bad).
    Letter 20: The one that broke your heart the hardest.
    Letter 21: Someone you judged by their first impression.
    Letter 22: Someone you want to give a second chance to.
    Letter 23: The last person you kissed.
    Letter 24: The person that gave you your favorite memory.
    Letter 25: The person you know that is going through the worst of times.
    Letter 26: The last person you made a pinky promise to.
    Letter 27: The friendliest person you knew for only a day.
    Letter 28: Someone that changed your life.
    Letter 29: The person you want to tell everything to, but are afraid to.
    Letter 30: Your reflection in the mirror.
    Letter 1:
    Dear Ally and Shelby,
    I have absolutely no idea what i would do without you in my life. You guys make my life interesting :). We have so much fun together( not to mention awesome stuffed animal wars). So many inside jokes ahem rockets, 24, 32, grease, would you like fries with that?,ITS RAIING MEN, I Want It All!!!!, the blanket (ally :), and lemonade cough Shelby cough:), and the other like trillion that i can't think of XD. You guys are the best thing thats happened to me. When Kelly Clarkson wrote the song "My Life Would Suck Without You" she was thinking of us. I don't know what i did to get such good friends but im sure glad i did it :). Every call or text i get is from you guys. When i have a secret i know i can trust you, when i feel like i wanna cry you cheer me up, you guys are truely my best friends and i don't know what i would do without you!

  4. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    Everything
    Good in Life
    is Either
    illegal
    Fattening,
    or Bad.

  5. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    Am i the only one that finds making your bed a total waste of energy if your going to mEsS it up anyway

  6. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 11:39am UTC
    Only in America
    - Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance can
    -Do banks leave both doors open, then chain pens to the desks
    -Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a DIET coke
    -Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollar$ in our driveways then put useless junk in the garage

  7. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 11:33am UTC
    -How is it fair that whenever guys get mad at each other they just punch it out, when on the other hand girls hold grudges, call each other nasty names, lose great friends, and talk behind each others back
    -How is it fair that all guys have to do when having a baby is hold the girls hand while she has to go through horrible hours of agony to have the kid
    -How is it fair that girls have monthly visits from mother nature, while boys get absolutely nothing
    I blame it on Eve for eating that stupid apple

  8. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 11:13am UTC
    He is 90% of the reason i get up in the morning.
    The other 10% is because i have to pee

  9. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    Never tell anybody your problems to anyone, 20% of them don't care and the other 80% of them are glad you have them

  10. Jeff2016 Jeff2016
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 9:56am UTC
    They say *dreams* come true, well if they were right you and me would be together and nothing or anyone could break us up

:)

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