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                                                     Only in America

- Can  a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance can

-Do banks leave both doors open, then chain pens to the desks

-Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a DIET coke

-Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollar$ in our driveways then put useless junk in the garage
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Only in America - Can a pizza get to your house faster than an

12 faves · Jan 15, 2011 11:39am

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