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  1. amy_mahone_4 amy_mahone_4
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 9:05am UTC
    One thing you NEVER do is break a boys nerf darts.. I've learned from experience..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    When all else fails;
    take a nap..♥

  4. Skink Skink
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    All I want for Christmas
    is you

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    That 5 minute party you
    have
    when the teacher leaves the room.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    mey parent's logic:
    -eating food-
    parents: Y U SO FAT?
    -tries to eat less-
    parents: Y U STARVE YOURSELF?
    -goes out-
    parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH?!
    -stays home all day-
    parents: Y U SO LAZY?!
    -dresses nice-
    parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, DO U HAVE A DATE?!
    -dresses comfortable-
    parents: Y U LOOK LIKE HOBO?!

  7. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:49am UTC
    Guys,
    It's 21.12.2o12 in Greece and we are...
    OK!! CALM DOWN..!!

  8. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:57am UTC
    One Direction did not know each other before X Factor.
    Fifth Harmony did not know each other before X Factor.
    They were both formed by Simon Cowell.
    One Direction shortens to 1D.
    Fifth Harmony shortens to 5H.
    A number and a letter each.
    There are 5 people in 1D.
    There are 5 people in 5H.
    There are 12 letters in One Direction.
    There are 12 letters in Fifth Harmony.
    They both performed the first song that they sang together on live shows.
    Zayn and Ally's grandparents both passed away during X Factor.
    One Direction and Fifth Harmony both ended up in 3rd place.
    One Direction became the biggest boyband. Now wait and you'll see where it goes with Fifth Harmony.

  9. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    ''No one likes me!''
    ''Come on, that's not true''
    ''So you like me?''
    ''Well, let's just say you're not on the top of my ''people that I utterly hate'' list.. ''

  10. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Yesterday I made my
    Facebook status It's the
    little things that you miss
    the most and my ex-
    boyfriend, Zach liked
    it.. I instantly started
    crying..

  11. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    I'm not staring at you. I'm daydreaming and you are in my way

  12. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    I'm a holiday virgin:
    -Never had a New Years kiss.
    -Never had a Valentines Day kiss.
    -Never spent time with someone on Valentines Day.
    -Never had a Valentine.
    -Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
    Oh the joys of the undesiriable.

  13. wisely wisely
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote babe. ♥

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    STAY IN DRUGS
    EAT YOUR SCHOOL
    and don't do your vegetables

  15. JustBravo JustBravo
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    My milk expires on December 21
    Coincidence?
    I think not!
    we are doomed
    jk

  16. bobbieclarke bobbieclarke
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:04pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. CitricAcidRain CitricAcidRain
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    It's almost that time of year
    that kids have to realise,
    Santa loves rich kids more.

  19. Alaynakay Alaynakay
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Is google a girl or a boy? It's obviously a girl because it won't let you finish a sentence without giving suggestions.

  20. SydZeSquid SydZeSquid
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Everyone's saying, "My childhood is officially over."
    But my childhood isn't over until Spongebob ends♥

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