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BebeCutie99
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Sandy: I like karate.
Spongebob: I like ka-ra-tay
Mr. Krabs: I like mo-ney-ay
Squidward: I hate all of you

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awesomeandukit
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 7:04pm UTC

FAV IF U REMEMBER THE
NAKED BROTHERS BAND

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Donzii
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:10pm UTC

♥.
Men focus more on how to get a woman,
But once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC

If you have a dirty mind, you'd agree with me when I say
Squidward's eyes & nose make a package.

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singer43
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Summer.
No school. Sleepovers everyday. Sleeping in and going to bed whenever. Shorts. Lemonade. Rain. Tanning. Concerts. Fireworks. Vacations. Tank tops. Trampolines. Not wearing makeup or straightening hair. Bonfires. Going to the mall everyday. Fairs. No drama. Eating whenever. Sandals. Sunglasses. Going to the movies. Boat rides. Going to the beach. Swimming suits. Warm weather. Taking pictures. No homework. Summer love. Music. Walking around town. Water fights. Lip gloss. Dance parties. Longer hair. Wearing neon colors. Happiness and no depression. Summer 2012.
Miss it yet?

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:38pm UTC

One Direction things#135
Niall only dribbles when he sleeps on Liam's shoulder.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head.
Girl 2: Mom why is my name Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head
Girl 3: Me like potato.
Mom: Shut the heck up Brick!
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:09pm UTC

a good morning text, means more than "good morning"
it means "i thoguht of you when i woke up"
<3

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caitlinr424
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC

When I was younger I couldn’t wait to be older.
BUT THIS ISN’T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 12:46pm UTC

One Direction things#129
Harry: What would you do if I chased you around with a giant spoon?
Liam: Straighten your hair.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:09pm UTC

One Direction things#131
Zayn: Hello?
Louis: *girly voice* OH MY GOD ZAYN I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Zayn: ....Hi Louis
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 12:51pm UTC

One Direction things#130
Interviewer: One Thing that makes you cry?
Harry: Marley and Me.
Niall: The notebook.
Louis: Genuinely sad movies.
Liam: Zayn makes me cry....
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 2:03pm UTC

I wonder if celebrities have secret facebook and twitter acconts.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 2:10pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Wiping your loose hair on the side of the shower
Because it won't come off your fingers.

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angelieslee
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 1:28pm UTC

favourite this if you're born in:
1990,1991,1992,1993,1994,1995,1996,1997,1998,1999
yes, we're the 90's kids, we rule ;)

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ChloeMac
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 1:55pm UTC

I hate it
when you have an
Argument with
someone & t hey
feel the need to have to..
write a status
about it .
lol, cant stand her

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ily8018
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 8:04pm UTC

What if water had a taste,
But we got used to it as a baby?
MIND=BLOWN

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XxAoifeXx
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 4:14pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When..
You Take A Nap & When You Wake Up You Think It's The Next Day..

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:49pm UTC

if you give a girl a marker,
she will draw a heart.
format by jimmy365

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Colgate: "#1 brand recommended by dentists."
Sensodyne: "9 out of 10 dentists recommends sensodyne."
Oral-B: "The brand more dentists use themselves worldwide."
Dentists: "RECOMMEND ALL TOOTHPASTES." :D

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