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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Listening to Conversations
Friend1: Spell Me.
Friend2: M-E.
Friend1: You forgot the d.
Friend2: What? There is no d in me.
Friend1: Not yet.

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spence*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 1:47pm UTC

What if the
person you're
meant to be with kills themselves?
and you're just left there..
searching for that one person when
they're already gone.

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dolph*
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 2:58pm UTC

This is my opinon and the fact you may disagree cannot change that.
Quite frankly, people with low self-esteem are boring to be around. They are always negative, always putting themselves down in the hopes of receiving a compliment, always acting like everything in the world is terrible and it's all their fault.
I know; I've been there.
When you're like that, it's draining. People don't like being around people like that. It makes the other person really uncomfortable because they're tired of having to convince you that you're worthy, every single day. They have their own problems!
So build some confidence, not just for your own sake.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:37am UTC

If I were a magic wizard, I wouldn't harm people when they made me mad.
Instead, I'd just put these really messed up and random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they'd wet their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday, they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

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BrandonO
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 2:36am UTC

A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Bec*
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 12:07am UTC

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra fries.

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 10:17pm UTC

boys: why do girls obsess over their weight so much? it's freaking annoying.
boys: ew fat chicks.
nmq

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC

You can never really know
someone completely,
that's why it's the most terrifying thing in the world.
Really taking someone on faith,
hoping they'll take you on faith too.
It's such a precarious balance,
it's a wonder we do it at all...

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spence*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Whenever I'm becoming friends with
someone new I like to play this game
called "how long can I make this
person think I'm normal?" before I
break out the weird.

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bye*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 5:16pm UTC

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC

99.9% of my sentences start with
- oh my god
- yeah
- no
- basically
- wait
- so yeah
- like
- you know
- oh
- uhm
- what
- well
- but
- dude
- listen here you little sh/t

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:35am UTC

there was one a young girl with green eyes
who wore her soft blonde hair
in braided pigtails.
At the age of seven
she watched her older sister
stand infront of the mirror before school
and pinch her stomach with a disgusted face.
.....Neither of them ate breakfast that morning....
At the age of 9
she watched her older brother
make fun of a girl wearing glasses
for reading on the bus.
....She went home and hid her books in the attic....
At the age of 12
she watched the older girls at school
with straight hair and short skirts
put makeup on in the bathroom
and discuss how boys would only like you
if you looked perfect, like them.
....The next day she arrived with red lips,
no braided pigtails and a short skirt....
At the age of 14
she watched her dad hit her mum for the first time
her mum cried when she saw her standing in the doorway
then told her that daddy didn't mean it.
......The next year she told herself that
her boyfriend didn't mean it either......
At the age of 16
she was paper thin and empty
with straight blonde hair, red lips
bruised, scarred skin and lifeless green eyes
While staring at her reflection
in the bathroom mirror
she thought to herself
“At least I'm normal"

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:10pm UTC

kim kardashian wants to name her child easton.
EASTon.
please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST.
DONT YOU GET IT ?!
EASTON WEST
EAST AND WEST
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN ?!

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B*
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Just a cut
Just a scratch
"What's that mark?"
"It was just the cat."
Just an excuse
Just another lie
"What's with all the bracelets?"
"Just fashion, why?"
Just a tear
Just a scream
"Why were you crying?"
"Just a bad dream."
But it's not just a cut
Or a tear, or a lie
It's always 'just one more'
Until you die...

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psychfacts
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Zodiac Fact: Taurus.
As a Taurus, you can be slightly shy and aloof. You rely on your powers of reason to help you find answers to puzzling emotional situations. You are analyctical and your attitude towards your daily life is intensely practical. You tend to be creative, but life may become a bit more of a routine than a novelty to you.
nmf

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definition
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 4:03pm UTC

People are too
much like flowers.
They grow into
something so
gorgeous and stunning
and then, in the
end, they die.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:40pm UTC

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you, just remember that
Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his sh//t together.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC

me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick! put it close to your heart to keep it cold

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