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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    I honesty think
    t h a t t h e e l d e r l y p e o p l e a r e a d o r a b l e,
    & every time I see old couples holding hands,
    I can only hope that one day that will be me.

  2. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's next album:
    1. Stop Touching Your Bandmates
    2. Wrong Direction.
    3. He Called Me Louis
    4. Straight Like Circles
    5. Not My Style(s)
    6. Ex-Factor
    7. I'm The Problem
    8. Stop Getting Tattoos
    9. The Curls War
    10. Maybe You're Gay

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    some day i'll be skinny.
    today is not that day though.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    taylor swift's next single:
    one upon a time my British boyfriend dumped me
    i lost him, i lost him, i lost h-i-i-im
    i guess he didn't care and i giess i liked that
    and when i fell hard he just laughed and stared
    at me, at me, at me-e-e
    and he's long gone when i try to get him next to me and i
    realize the blame is on me
    cause i never knew it was all in my head
    so shame on me now
    took him to place's he's never been
    until he shuts me down again
    i never knew it was all in my head
    now shame on me took him to plaves he's never been
    so it all makes sense to me now
    OH OH it was all in my head OH OH it was all in my head
    one direction's next single:
    you're too secure, i know what for
    girl i'm your new obsession-on
    you called me up, at midnight
    just to see what i was do-oing
    everyone else in the world can see it
    everyone else but you
    you're an american blonde who's 23
    you only wanted to make a hit song about me-ee
    but now that we're through i can't believe-eve
    you still think
    you still think we're dating
    if only you saw what i can see
    you'd understand why i want you away from me
    right now i'm reading your tweets and i can't believe
    you still think
    you still think we're dating

  5. directioner16 directioner16
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    B*tches be like:
    "I hate my parents! All I got for Christmas was an iPad, BEATS, Porche, and Designer Clothes"
    I'm just here like:
    "YES! I got fuzzy socks"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 3:28pm UTC
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  8. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 5:24pm UTC
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  9. jetney jetney
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Today in my room with my boyfriend:
    Me: Hey, come here.
    Boyfriend: *Comes over*
    Boyfriend: *Lays his head on me*
    Me: *Strokes his hair*
    Me: I love you.
    Boyfriend: Meow.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 4:17pm UTC
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  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Mistletoe?
    more like mistleNO.
    hahahahaha i'm funny.
    someone please date me.

  12.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Me: Mom can I have this chocolate bar?
    Mom: No. (turns around and continues to shop)
    Me: Puts chocloate bar in cart.

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    um can you evaporate

  14. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    You wear your best apologies,
    but I was there to watch you
    leave.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    are you ever just
    reading a book and you
    come across word that you
    don’t know how to
    pronounce so you just go
    afkjhjdsfsjkdhs
    in your head

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:59am UTC
    oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil

  17. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Someone: What are you getting for christmas?
    Me: Fatter.
    Tumblr

  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    N A S A H A S C O N F I R M E D T H A T O N
    December 21st, late evening, the sky was going to turn very dark.
    This is an interesting phenomenon called "night."

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    AND ON DECEMBER 21ST, I AM GOING TO BE ANNOYING MY FAMILY BY SARCASTICALLY OVERUSING THE PHRASE "IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD"

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Posting an opinion on Witty is opening your front door and not knowing if a cute boy or an madman with an axe is going to be standing there.

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