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  1. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:22am UTC
    If you're going to be two-faced,
    PLEASE
    At least make one of them pretty.

  2. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    I heard you're a player,
    so let's play a game.
    Let's sweet talk.
    Let's play fight.
    Let's talk 24/7.
    Let's tell eachother goodmorning and goodnight every day.
    Let's take walks together.
    Let's give each other nicknames.
    Let's hang out with eachothers friends.
    Let's go on dates.
    Let's talk on thephone all night long.
    Let's hold each other.
    Let's kiss and hug.
    And whoever falls in love first?
    Loses.

  3. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Me: Next year, since most the school dislikes me you can be my one friend!
    Vaughn: Yeah.. I'm in the same boat as you, so you can be my one friend!
    Me: I can be Louis Tomlinson and you can be Harry Styles! Except, I kind of want to be all of them because I want to be sexy..But I guess you can be Harry..
    Vaughn: Better idea! You can be Penny and I can be Sheldon!
    Me: Big Bang Theory WIN!!!!!!
    This just happened <3 Love my best friend!

  4. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Just because I
    G O T O V E R Y O U
    doesn't mean there aren't days
    when it all comes
    R U S H I N G B A C K

  5. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Saying sorry doesn't mean
    guilt,
    and forgiving doesn't mean
    the pain is
    gone.

  6. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    And I was like,
    "Ahh, spider!!"
    And the spider was like,
    "Ahh, Kyle!!"
    NMQ-- From The Amanda Show

  7. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    My generation is the thong generation
    Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry all the time, they're always walking around with wedgies!
    NMQ
    I don't generally make my quotes pretty because I don't know how.. Sorry.

  8. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    It's going to be
    LEGEND
    Wait for it
    I hope you're
    Not Lactose
    Intolerant
    Because the
    Second half
    Of that word is
    DAIRY
    NMQ-- Quote said by 'Barney Stintson' in How I Met Your Mother

  9. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    My grades need to be HIGHER.
    My weight needs to LOWER.
    My stomach needs to be FLATTER.
    My skin needs to be TANNER.
    My teeth need to be WHITER.
    My heart needs to be STRONGER.
    My friends need to be UGLIER.
    My face needs to be PRETTIER.
    My hair needs to be LONGER.
    My skirt needs to be SHORTER.
    My body needs to be HOTTER.
    My image needs to be COOLER.
    My boobs need to be BIGGER.
    My waist needs to be SMALLER.
    Society, what have you done to us?

  10. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Best friends are best friends,
    no matter the d i s t a n c e

  11. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,You could cut ties with all the lies you've been living in,And if you do not want to see me again,I would understand"Jumper" by Third Eye BlindMy life was saved by this song. I thank my best friend, Vaughn, for it everyday.

  12. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    AHH THE ENERGY JUICE*Body Spasms*<3 Fave if you get itDirecctioners should understand <3

  13. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Gucci GucciLouis LouisFendi Fendi Prada

  14. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Sometimes, I just laugh and pretend that I'm okayEven though I'm not

  15. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 11:50am UTC
    The world can't end in 2012!I love you The Jonas Brother's have been to the year 3000!

  16. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:35am UTC
    It's my 15th birthday! And One Direction is on SNL today! I'm so proud of myself because I didn't expect to make it this far, and I am so proud of them, they're playing Madison Square Garden! But they will awlways be just 5 boys on a staircase to me, and I will always be me, no matter how hard other try to change that.

  17. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    What boys think about at night.
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.

  18. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    I'm on spring break, and the guy I like is in Florida. I messaged him and told him I like him, and he hasn't gotten on or said anything yet and I'm super nervous!
    Can I get some likes to show support? Thank you for this!

  19. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Girl Facts:--When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!--When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.--When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.--When she wants a hug she will just stand there.--When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.--When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.--When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply--When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.--When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.--When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.--When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.--When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.Guy Facts:--When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.--When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.--When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.--When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .--When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.--When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world-- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.--When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.--When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.--When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  20. Irma_Jean Irma_Jean
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101:> He stares at you a lot> He hits you a lot(playfully)> He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you> He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk> You hung up on him. He called you back> You where invited by him to a group outing> He called you to talk about nothing at all. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.> He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)Now make a wish.Ok stop!!Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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