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My grades need to be HIGHER.
My weight needs to LOWER.
My stomach needs to be FLATTER.

My skin needs to be TANNER.
My teeth need to be WHITER.
My heart needs to be STRONGER.
My friends need to be UGLIER.
My face needs to be PRETTIER.
My hair needs to be LONGER.
My skirt needs to be 
SHORTER.
My body needs to be HOTTER.
My image needs to be 
COOLER.
My boobs need to be BIGGER.
My waist needs to be SMALLER.

Society, what have you done to us?
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My grades need to be HIGHER. My weight needs to LOWER. My stomach

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