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Rajsonkar
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February 19, 2013 5:41am UTC

Whenever you delete an app on iphone, the shaking icon makes you feel like they're panicking over who's gonna go first
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Rajsonkar
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February 20, 2013 8:36pm UTC

that moment
When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says "come here"
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JKS123
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February 12, 2013 1:30pm UTC

All it takes for evil to
flourish is for a good
person to do nothing

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JKS123
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February 12, 2013 1:35pm UTC

There is a kind of sadness that
you can become addicted to.

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JKS123
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February 12, 2013 3:21pm UTC

► Shrove Tuesday used to be about using up sweet
foods for Lent. Now it's an excuse to buy as much
junk food as possible and eat it all in one day.

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JKS123
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February 14, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Me: Come on! Drive faster! We're going to be late!
Mum: We'll get there when we get there. It's dark and I don't want to crash
Me: Drive faster! If we have a crash then we've got an excuse for being late!

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JKS123
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:59am UTC

Judging a person does not define who
they are. It defines who you are.

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JKS123
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February 18, 2013 6:10am UTC

English Food Standards Agency
Giving a new meaning to
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"

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wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Girls... we talk so much more than guys. For my fellow ladies sitting there thinking "not true I am shy I barely talk and the guys at my school are so loud" listen to the facts.
The average female says 7000 words a day while the average male says only about 2000. Talking is in our genes.

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wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 5:52pm UTC

So many people fear spiders that more people fear spiders than they do death... now thats just messed up.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 5:54pm UTC

I want to die
I just don't want to deal with the pain of suicide

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elephants_are_cool*
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February 23, 2013 5:55pm UTC

Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts!
Narnia fans: I want to go to Narnia!
Hunger Games fans: Nope, I'm good.

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wordynerdy
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February 23, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Amazing Fact #1
Dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in the letters "mt"

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I was pretending to be Harry Styles in and Omegle chat!
You and the stranger both like One direction.
You: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Stranger: Is this harry styles
Stranger: Ive found you
You: Yes, you have my love.
Stranger: DONT hide from me
You: Um, okay then?
Stranger: Yeah that's right "harry"
Stranger: I will come into your house tonight and suck your d**k
Stranger: See you later
This was fun.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 9:13pm UTC

- Texting-
Him: So, who was the killer in the
first Friday The 13th?
Me: - Googles it - Uhm.. Jason.
Him: No, his mom..
Me: What.. Google lied? -Cries-

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 9:18pm UTC

&+ If a guy ever came up to me and was like
" Is your name wifi cause I'm feeling a connection"
or
" Baby, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop"
I think I'd marry him right there.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 9:21pm UTC

When I'm older,
I'm gonna be getting a tattoo on my wrist that says
strength
so I can always be reminded of my cutting past and
how I over came it

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Nurse: The doctor will be in, in a moment.
Me: Okay.
- 2348987422407745658956895 Years Later -
Doctor: Okay I'm in.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flyingbacon7
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February 12, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Hi my name is Kelsey
And my main language is sarcasm

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