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In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness

  1. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Wandering around Witty until you
    get a fav on your quote.

  2. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:53am UTC
    THEY SAY
    That she has the prettiest smile.
    They don't realize,
    That it's the most fake.

  3. niCol22 niCol22
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 8:08am UTC
    He's with her now.

  4. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 8:11am UTC
    Why is it when I'm around my crush
    I turn into the biggest b!!tch
    in the universe?
    nmf

  5. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 8:13am UTC
    Hey you!
    Yeah you, with the face!
    You're Beautiful
    ~♡

  6. jasmine* jasmine*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:41am UTC
    these days
    my vocabulary
    is limited
    to only a few words
    and most of them
    are
    apologies

  7. fuzzbomb fuzzbomb
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:50am UTC
    Looking at my yearbook with a friend from another school:
    Friend: Oh he's good looking!
    Me: *facepalm* please don't remind me

  8. CarCar27 CarCar27
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:52am UTC
    Let's take a moment to remember all the original quotes on Witty...

  9. Gladerz Gladerz
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 8:06am UTC
    Me: *Do 10 push-ups*
    "Alright! Where are my abs?!?!"

  10. x_light_x x_light_x
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:33am UTC
    In class my teacher said I was flirting with
    guys just because I was talking to them.
    Me: How do you even flirt?

  11. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:05am UTC
    Oh Im Sorry...
    Did the middle of my sentence
    Interrupt the beginning of yours?

  12. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:47am UTC
    i wish i lived in medieval times
    because then whenever i got mad at someone i could just yell "she's a witch!"
    and they would be out of my life forever

  13. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:51am UTC
    You've been to hell and back, but so have I
    You sit there infront of everyone and cry
    Every single day, unloading problems onto me
    Then you say ''you don't understand, you can't see''
    The remarks fall on death's door, I give you advice
    ''Life is like gambling, and you're rolling the dice''
    You don't even listen, then you show me your wrist
    You say you cut yourself, so you feel you exist
    I accept that, but you're sleeves are up, so all can see
    People whisper, and somehow you manage to blame me
    No apologies, a mere ''how are you?'' with a small hug
    I say ''i'm fine, never been better'' then smile with a little shrug
    You flawnt your cuts, just to get some attention
    You say you're depressed, but i forgot to mention
    ''i'm fine'' basically means that i too cut and cry
    I sit alone and just tell you lie after lie
    There are cuts on my legs, my stomach and arm
    Unlike you my life actually revolves around self-harm
    I don't tell people, i do not want anyone to know
    the amount of time i spend convincing myself not to 'go'
    You see, there's a difference between me and you
    I struggle on a daily basis with the things you pretend to do
    So you go ahead and get all the 'help that you need'
    While people with real depression continue to bleed

  14. oOCheshireLuluOo oOCheshireLuluOo
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    My mom made me clean my room, and my friend was over so she helped me. Guess what we found....a stinkbug. This is how it went down.
    *picking random books up off the floor, sees stinkug crawling across floor*
    me:*screams* OH MY GOD ANGELA ITS A STINK BUG!!!!!!
    friend:*screaming* KILL IT!!!!
    me: NO I CAN'T!!!!!
    friend: DO IT!!!!
    me:*walks over to bug and drops book on it, screams and runs away*
    me: Angela go stand on it!
    friend: NO!!!
    me: please??O.O
    friend:ok....*goes and stands on book and stomps all over*
    me:i'll be right back...*smiles devious smile*
    *goes and gets little sister*
    me: *to little sis* oh, can you pick that up for me?
    little sis: sure!*picks it up*
    little sis: *screaming*EEEWWEWW EW EW!!! *smacks me* You're disgusting!
    me: lol!!!! *goes gets vacuum*
    *tries to suck up squished bug(you could see its guts)*
    me: ITS NOT WORKING!!! Angela you do it! *gives her vacuum*
    *finally gets sucked up*
    Both of us:*scream and run away laughing*
    It took us 30 min to kill a bug.

  15. oOCheshireLuluOo oOCheshireLuluOo
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Did You Know?
    When they were doing archeoligcal diggings at Mt. Vesuvius they found a pregnant woman in the ash with the skeleton of her fetus laying where her belly would have been. Her family members were all laying on top of her or by her as if to protect her.

  16. oOCheshireLuluOo oOCheshireLuluOo
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    IF YOU CAN
    READ THIS
    ...oOo...
    THEN YOU
    CAN READ
    your welcome

  17. StormForceHeart StormForceHeart
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:03am UTC
    "You know where I want to kiss you?"
    "Lips?"
    "No"
    "Mouth?"
    "No"
    "Neck?"
    "No"
    "Then where?"
    "In a church in front of our families when we both say I do"

  18. Behindthesehazeleyesisme Behindthesehazeleyesisme
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:19am UTC
    I Have Died
    Every Day Waiting
    For You
    Darling Dont Be Afraid
    I Have Loved You
    For A Thousand Years
    I'll Love You
    For A Thousand More

  19. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:17am UTC
    That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you then someone else says the same thing and all pay attention
    format-rajsonkar

  20. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    *login to witty*
    *sees 50 notification*
    *clicks all notification*
    *just 3 notifications*
    "wtf -_- either it hates me or its invisible like me"
    rajsonkar format

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