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unicorns*
posted a quote
September 21, 2014 1:27pm UTC

❝ We looked at each other a little too long to be 'just friends'

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Just because someone supports gay rights,
doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC

girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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_Jannette
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 11:25am UTC

why is it that like 99.9% of girls look
thin and cute in over sized shirts
but I look like a beanbag
© Jannette's format

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 8:37pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The bottom of my laptop
Is still hotter than you.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 7:18pm UTC

Differences between music genres
Sentece: I saw a flower.
Rap: Yo, I was hangin' wit my muthafxckin' homies, and we saw a muthafxckin' flowa' in a muthafxckin' garden.
Pop: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.
Rock: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feat, behind there in my direction.
Emo: I came across a beautiful flower, but it FXCKING DIED.
Metal: FKSAMFDKLDFMGKLSMGKMGKD FLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! FDKFMDSKMLKGMDSKLGMSDGMDSG- IN A FIELD!!!!!
Country: I was ridin' a tractor and I was drinkin' a beer, but then I saw a purty little flower, and I say ''Hey, yall! It's the one of dem flowers!''
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Rose :)*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 2:01pm UTC

If you cant handle me on my bad days you sure as he\l dont deserve me on the good days

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ImNotArObOt*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Giving a sh☻t about people is a waste of time.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Guys be like:
"Let's play 21 questions."
Girl: "Sure, what's your favorite color?"
Guy: "Triangle, you a virgin?"

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oxBlondiexo
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 1:48pm UTC

HIM: "I wish it hadent ended the way it did.
ME: "Me too"
HIM: "I wish it just never ended."
..........I use to dream of you telling me these words. But now? It complicates everything. Why is it that as soon as i've moved on and over you, something happens that makes me miss you all over again?

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meganvictoria2013
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC

F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 2:16pm UTC

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

_______________________________
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| ~insert picture of baby here~ |
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|______________________________ |
person: "is it a boy or a girl?"
person 2: *sheds a single tear*
*whispers*
"it's an american"
*bald eagle screetches in the distance*

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伤*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:49pm UTC

friend: imagine if someone sent you a list of reasons why they love you
me: why would i want blank paper

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onlyboyonthissite
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC

Yesterday i was at a mall.
This 75 year oldish guy was behind me.
He had one prosthetic leg. There were children pointing and laughing.
The man came CLOSE to me and whispered,
"Unicorns are real" <3
yeah lol no nothing inspirational happens to me

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Iloveyou0923432
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:11pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Never trust someone
that takes 2 hours to text you back but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hand

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