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ChocoTaco
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August 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC

There is a special place in heaven
for people who upload full albums to youtube.

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BlackButterflies
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July 27, 2013 9:02pm UTC

remember: if you see something,
say nothing.
drink to forget.

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伤*
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July 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC

There were two friends, a girl and a boy, the girl had a ribbon tied to her neck
and every day the boy asked her why she had it yet she'd never answer him
they grew up together, and fell in love and still and she wouldn't tell him why
they got married, and grew old, and she still wouldn't tell him why she had it
but one day, she said to him that she'll show him why she keeps it on her
neck and she took it off and her head fell off, the end

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伤*
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July 28, 2013 3:36pm UTC

There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
and gives them empty smiles and wears
long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
she was beautiful.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Being pretty ain't pretty;
it takes all day long.
SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY
just to wipe it all off.
Spray on your perfume,
spray on your tan;
GET UP IN THE MORNING,
do it over again.
Being pretty ain't pretty at all.
Please don't remove this!

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 9:35pm UTC

I JUST WENT TO PUNCH THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME
AND SMASHED MY ELBOW AGAINST THE WALL BEHIND US.
MY ELBOW IS DEAD. OW OW OW OW OW.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 10:18pm UTC

LIVE AS IF YOU WERE TO DIE TOMORROW;
LEARN AS IF YOU WERE TO LIVE FOREVER.
Please don't remove this!

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 10:28pm UTC

I will see you again;
this is not where it ends.
I WILL CARRY YOU WITH ME
'til I see you again.
Please don't remove this!

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BlackButterflies
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July 31, 2013 4:55am UTC

science teacher: "if you curl the fingers of your right hand around a magnet you can see what direction the current flows in. if you don't have a right hand, then we have a problem."
sam: "if you didn't have a right hand, wouldn't you say that you'd be stumped?"
me: "no, no, if you don't have a right hand you just use the one that's left."
sam: "wow, that's actually really handy!"
me: "yeah, as a rule of thumb it works pretty well."
sam: "i'm finding this really funny but i can't quite put my finger on why."
science teacher: "i've got to hand it to you, those puns are currently very amusing but the two of you really need to knuckle down and do your work."

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BlackButterflies
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July 31, 2013 5:09am UTC

everyone knows that story. everyone knows the story where the knight slays the dragon to save the princess's life, they kiss, and then they live happily ever after.
i prefer the story where the dragon fell in love with the princess first.
i prefer the story where he tried to tell her he loved her but smoke billowed from his mouth instead, and he tried to hold her close to him but his claws tore her dress and scratched her skin.
in that story, the dragon is so in love that he burns the world to the ground in search of something - anything that is brighter than she is.
(in that story, the dragon lies down in the mud and lets the knight slay him, because it's easier than having to watch the way she looks at him.)

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Blurryface*
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July 31, 2013 8:57pm UTC

As long as you're here with me,
I know I'll be okay
♥

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AwkwardJane
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:57pm UTC

ButYou'reUntouchable
BurningBrighterThen
Sun
and when you're close
I feel like comin' undone

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Leslie and Alli *
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July 31, 2013 8:56pm UTC

when i was at a family reunion i got told two things and all they did were make me more insecure than i was....
my grandpa said "i think you will grow out of this ugly stage and i think you will make it." &&
i told my mom that she was being crabby cuzz she was and she said "im not crabby i just cant stand to hear your voice"
im insecure about how i look and my voice.

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:55pm UTC

The song 'Best Song Ever' by One Direction
is really misleading ; with a title like that you would have at least thought it would be decent

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Hale_Storm18
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July 31, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Me: *watches Catfish while talking to people online*

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vanessa_smith
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July 31, 2013 8:54pm UTC

keep your friends close, but your enemies
closer.

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BravoSierra
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July 31, 2013 8:53pm UTC

11 year olds making Twitter.
What the heck are you gonna tweet about? "Just leaving daycare, about to go outside and play. #yolo"

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molliehalstead
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July 31, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Perfect.
When i look at him,
My world Stops,
When we meet eye to eye,
I can see my reflection in those ice blue eyes,
I never want to look away,
He's perfect.
Maybe not for you,
But he is for me
<3

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BravoSierra
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July 31, 2013 8:49pm UTC

I have a bad habit
of laughing at inappropriate times.

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