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  1. Freaky_Felicia Freaky_Felicia
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    BE ICONic
    <3

  2. Cherrayy Cherrayy happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    nomatterhowcarefully
    you choose your words
    they'll always end up getting
    TWISTEDBYOTHERS.

  3. Cherrayy Cherrayy happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    I Just Noticed...
    The cursor has a shadow

  4. Cherrayy Cherrayy happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.

  5. Cherrayy Cherrayy happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:56am UTC
    Girl: "Your such a bÌtch!"
    Me: "Woof" ;D

  6. fireflyxo fireflyxo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:31am UTC
    How I used to do the pledge of allegiance:
    I plejulejuns tooth a flag of the United States of America. And tooth a republic for Richard Sans, One Asian, underdog, inderdivisible, with liver tea and just this for all.
    Read it out loud if you don't understand it xD
    nmf / my quote

  7. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Sometimes I don't fall for a guy cause of his looks
    I fall for him cause he's mysterious

  8. OneDirectionFirstFan OneDirectionFirstFan
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Lets make the perfect crime
    You steal my heart
    and i'll steal your's
    ♥♥♥

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Advice for young girls
    1. Don't let Disney f/ck you over. There are no princes.
    2. Your first kiss will come when it's time. Stop stressing.
    3. Take pictures of everything!
    4. Your friends now aren't forever. Neither are next years friends. Or the year after.
    5. Never stop making art. Ever.
    6. Don't take relationships too seriously now, ok?
    7. Seventh grade sucks for everyone.
    8. Don't stress about being "pretty" "thin" or "boy material". Just be the best you that you can be!
    9. NO ONE is completly confident.
    10. I PROMISE in a few years, you will look back at this and laugh.

  10. celtics2468 celtics2468
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:33am UTC
    Plot Twist:
    you are going to prom
    with the main character
    of the last book
    that you read.
    Who is it?

  11. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:34am UTC
    When school starts-
    Kid 1) I went to NY
    Kid 2) I went to LA
    Kid 3) I went to San-Fran.
    Me) I left my room a couple of times.

  12. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Funny, how we're always stuck in the same patterns
    I'm upset, you beg
    You start a fight, I leave
    But we end up always coming back
    Well I think this time I won't

  13. EdwardSheeran EdwardSheeran
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:35am UTC
    The dumb moment . . .
    when you spill table all over your liquid.

  14. Cherrayy Cherrayy happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Yes..
    I am cool because I like Skittles

  15. dragonfly26 dragonfly26
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:40am UTC
    That moment when
    you decide to follow someone on Witty, and then the next day, when you're looking at the "Quotes by people you follow" page, and you're like "Whoah, who's that?! Why are they on here?! I didn't follow them!". And then you're like "oh, wait. Nevermind."
    :)

  16. Cherrayy Cherrayy happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Love SUCKS.
    Get over it.

  17. IBeHetze IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:28am UTC
    The only reason I use bing
    is to get to google.

  18. drella drella
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Me: Wow, I'm fat.
    Me: Maybe I look okay...
    Me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
    Me: I'm f/cking disgusting, I'm losing weight now.
    Me: I'm really not THAT big.
    Me: Ugh, who even cares!
    Me: I AM SO FAT
    Me: Idk, curves are beautiful, I'm beautiful.
    Me: I hate myself.

  19. thehairycouch thehairycouch
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:30am UTC
    All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

  20. michelleannelle michelleannelle
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:26am UTC
    sometimes i get really confused and upset when i see tom daley wearing clothes.

:)

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