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1. celtics2468
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2014 10:14pm UTC
   "Two roads diverge in a yellow wood, and I took the one on the left because the one on this right looked muddy and I had nice shoes on."
   -Robert Frost
   
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2. celtics2468
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2014 9:42pm UTC
   reasons we stay home from school:
   Elementary School - fever of 104
   Middle School - sore throat
   High School - felt like it
   
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3. celtics2468
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   April 15, 2013 9:59pm UTC
   #PrayforBoston
   
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4. celtics2468
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   April 15, 2013 9:57pm UTC
   Praying for Boston, victims, and their families
   
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5. celtics2468
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 10:53pm UTC
   Urban Dictionary #2
   Pass-hole: The idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they realize that you're trying to pass them. If they succeed in blocking your attempt to pass, they will immediately resume their former, annoying pace. If you pass them successfully, they will ride your bumper for a while before returning to la-la land.
   That's right, you f#^$%@ pass-hole! Now you're in such a f@#!%* hurry!
   
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6. celtics2468
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   March 29, 2013 10:43pm UTC
   Urban Dictionary #1
   Pepperazzi: Foodie who obsessively insists on snapping photos of everything they eat and of every other dish at the table.
   The pepperazzi are stalking each other's dishes at that table over there.
   
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7. celtics2468
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 10:25pm UTC
   What if the red I see...
   Isn't the red you see?
   
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8. celtics2468
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2013 4:10pm UTC
   "That's What"
   -She
   
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9. celtics2468
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 9:48pm UTC
   When I meow at my cat
   and he meows back...
   "Mother of God..... I can speak cat!"
   
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10. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    when you're telling a funny story
    and your voice keeps getting higher
    as your telling it.
    ❤
    ~~~~~~
    
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11. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    do, or do not.
    there is no try.
    lol
    ♥
    
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12. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    "truth or dare?"
    "truth"
    "who do you like?"
    "dare"
    "I dare you to tell me who you like."
    ❤
    
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13. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Hey mom just to let you know if I can't even get my own skinny jeans off I don't think that a rapist could...
    Your mother left her phone at the airport.
    Challenge accepted.
    
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14. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
    ♥
    nmq
    
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15. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    middle school-
    kid: hey you know on a penny abraham lincoln is actually in the lincoln memorial?!
    other kid: OMG WTF
    high school-
    kid: hey you know if you fold a 20 dollar bill like this it looks like the world trade center on fire?!
    other kid: OMG WTF
    college-
    kid: LOOK MONEY
    other kid: OMG WTF
    
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16. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:33am UTC
    Plot Twist:
    you are going to prom
    with the main character
    of the last book
    that you read.
    Who is it?
    
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17. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Crazy Steve: *in court with Drake and Josh* THE COW GOES MOO! I WAS TRAPPED IN A REFRIGERATOR! I TAKE SPECIAL VITAMINS!
    
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18. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Drake and Josh #7
    Josh: Me and Yooka decided to see Puppet Fever instead.
    Crazy Steve: Well, that's going to be a little problem. See, when you asked me to find that movie for you, I spent 5 hours on the phone tracking it down, and talking Helen into letting me screen it for you, so now that I've done all that, SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE WATCHING ICK GLOKMAH TONIGHT, OR ELSE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR BEFORE THEIR 17TH BIRTHDAY, JOSH NICHOOOOOLS!!
    
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19. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Patrick: He only liked me for my shorts!!!
    <3
    
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20. celtics2468
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Child: mom, I can't sleep
    Mother: come, let me sing you the ancient lullaby that my ancestors have passed on for generations...
    Child:
    Mother:
    Child:
    Mother: TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS! THAT I NEVER LISTEN, LISTEN!...
    nmq <3
    
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