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  1. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
    -i sh//it you not
    -you feel me
    -no but get this
    -i’m just sayin
    -let me explain you a thing
    -and yeah

  2. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    If your girlfriend is cold,
    be a gentleman.
    put her in the oven for
    40 minutes on 350.
    check often and serve plain
    or with white gravy

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    if you listen closely you can hear every white girl in a 5 mike radius drawing on cat whiskers


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    have you ever wanted to ask a question but didn't because you knew in your heart that you wouldn't be able to handle the answer? hhfhfh urhighuigh

  6. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 10:05pm UTC

    I love that moment.
    When you’re on a long car ride, or listening to music, or reading. And you completely zone out. You forget your troubles, and everyone around you. You’re focused on that one thing, and that one thing only. You’re content, and everything seems peaceful.

  7. Gia2525 Gia2525
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    I hate it when people say I'm lucky that I ever dated him, because I don't see how falling in love with someone just to have them break your heart and ignore you for three year is lucky.

  8. kunjun kunjun
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 1:03am UTC
    I was watching 2 little boys the other day.
    One came up to me and said, Emma, I really wish you could be my girlfriend, but you cant
    So I asked,
    why not?
    He the told me,
    youre white, I'm black. Thats how it goes
    I then told him it didnt matter what color you were, love is love.
    Its sad that 4 year olds have that mentality

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    roses are red, violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet and perhaps so are you.
    but the roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty, your wrists are stained red.
    the sun isn't shining, the sky isn't clear;
    there's no silver lining 'cause you're no longer here.
    rain keeps on pouring, there's no end in sight,
    you're laying there frozen, so far from the light.
    your beauty's unreal, your smile the sun,
    but time can't be turned nor your actions undone.
    the words that you wrote that only i read,
    "i love you so much; please don't cry when i'm dead."
    a bond that we formed, a love that ran deep,
    a pain that we shared; a friend i could keep.
    i wanted to hold you, wipe the tears from your eyes;
    been there the moment you said your goodbye.
    i want to forget, but most times i don't,
    i want to let go, but i know that i won't.
    tears on my face, memories burned in my head;
    the roses have wilted, the violets are dead.

  10. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    I won't give up on us
    Even if the skies get rough
    I'm giving you all my love
    I'm still looking up.

  11. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    and the seventh thingI hate the most that you do you make me love you

  12. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  13. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    "you're pretty....
    pretty good at being beautiful"
    this is the story of how i ended up rolling around on my bedroom floor squealing at 2am

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
    Gordo: He's a loser
    Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He
    likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and
    she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot
    more fun than I am.
    Gordo: No, she's not.
    Lizzie: How do you know?
    Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than
    you, or more fun to be with.
    Me: I love you, Gordo
    Me: Where's my Gordo?
    Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    If a boy pays attention to me I'll fall in love for about a week.

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    I DONT THINK YOU GET
    IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY
    IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
    SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
    GROW SOME KAHONÉS AND TELL HER

  19. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    do you ever get annoyed with cute guys distracting you with their beautiful faces and muscly arms? like who gave you the right to make me feel tingly and special when you sit next to me. who the hell gave you the right.

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG
    SOMETHING THEY SAID
    CAN STAY IN A GIRLS MIND

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