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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i bet microwaves are just actually filled with
a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot.

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ConsciousStars
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Am i the only one who sits in the car when it rains, picks a raindrop, and cheers for it to beat all the other ones to the bottom?

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bye*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:33pm UTC

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 2:11pm UTC

One day someone is going to video tape me when I'm home alone and I'll be put into a home for the mentally unstable.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC

It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
I still can't stop crying..
I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
I don't want to live without him.
I don't think I can do this. :'/
CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
Rest In Peace Matthew
(FramingMatthew on Witty)
8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
I'll never forget you..
I love you.

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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BeautifulLove09
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:13pm UTC

.
How many of you used to think
That duct tape was spelt duck

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC

BOOK HANGOVER; adjective
the inability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world.

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother: I don't know
Me: To get to the gay guys house
Brother: What?
Me: Nevermind
Me: Knock Knock
Brother: Whos there?
Me: The chicken!
My Mom: *starts laughing*
True story

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC

It is sad that sometimes,
we are only given a few minutes to be
with someone we love
and we get a thousand hours to spend thinking of them...

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Someone: What are you getting for christmas?
Me: Fatter.
Tumblr

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theWalrus
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Okay before the world ends,
I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
I let the dogs out.

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kaylhaaxo
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:49pm UTC

your like a password hard to figure out but i always want to keep trying ♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Me when my friends are sad: *insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are*
Them when I'm sad: Oh, I'm sorry

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forever611
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:42pm UTC

here's to the girls
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
that had their heart broken
[by a guy they never even dated]

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

cigaretts are just like hamsters.
perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Cammie
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 11:38am UTC

Patiently waiting until January 1st to make the “I
haven’t showered since last year” joke.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC

may your hard times only last
as long as a Kardashian marriage.

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