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Haleemaxx3

1. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 1:45pm UTC
   Does anyone know how to check who visited your Twitter? If you do please comment on this post telling me how & if you've tried this yourself, thanks! :D
   
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2. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   Facts Of School #20
   *Home alone*
   Thoughts = PARTYYYY!!!
   Reality = Peeing with the door open
   
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3. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   Facts Of School #19
   Looking at a photograph,
   & wishing you could re-live that moment
   over & over again
   
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4. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 4:36pm UTC
   Facts Of School #18
   If karma doesn't hit you, I will.
   
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5. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 4:33pm UTC
   Facts Of School #17
   Disney should make a hairless princess,
   so little girls with cancer can feel beautiful too.
   
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6. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   Facts Of School #16
   Giving your friend the
   'what the hell is this'
   look during a test
   
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7. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   Facts Of School #15
   Me: Can you write in the dark?
   Dad: I think so, why?
   Me: I need you to sign my report card.
   
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8. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   Facts Of School #14
   Jesus can walk on water.
   Humans are 70% water and I can walk on humans.
   Therefore, I am 70% Jesus.
   
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9. Haleemaxx3
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   Facts Of School #13
   Sorry, I'm not Adele.
   I don't wish the best for you nor do I
   want to find someone like you.
   I do however want to set fire to all your stuff.
   
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10. Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Facts Of School #12
    When you make an epic joke & everyone starts laughing..
    & you just sit there with so much power..
    
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11. Haleemaxx3
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    October 19, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Facts Of School #11
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge,
    boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
    Who else remembers this?(;
    
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12. Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Facts Of School #10
    iPhone + iPad + iMac + iPod
    = iBankrupt
    
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13. Haleemaxx3
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    October 19, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Facts Of School #9
    Just gonna stand there and watch me roar,
    but that's alright because I am a dinosaur.
    
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14. Haleemaxx3
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    October 16, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Facts Of School #8
    Dear math teacher,
    I dont care what f(x) is.
    Sincerely, f(you)
    
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15. Haleemaxx3
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    October 16, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Facts Of School #7
    *iPhone falls on the floor* the screen brakes
    *Android falls on the floor* the floor brakes
    
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16. Haleemaxx3
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    October 16, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Facts Of School #6
    Saying 'I'm almost there'
    when you actually haven't even left the house yet
    
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17. Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 6:45am UTC
    Facts Of School #5
    Just kidding
    = saying what you really think & getting away with it.
    
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18. Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 6:43am UTC
    Facts Of School #4
    'We need to talk'
    The sentance that makes you remember
    all the bad stuff you've done in life
    
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19. Haleemaxx3
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    October 14, 2012 6:40am UTC
    Facts Of School #3
    I stopped understanding math
    when the alphabet started to get involved.
    
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20. Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 6:22am UTC
    Facts Of School #2
    Me: Mom, dad, I've decided to live on my own from now on.
    Parents: Ok, cool
    Me: Your bags are outside.
    
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