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  1. lilchola805 lilchola805
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
    At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
    At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
    At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
    At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
    At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
    At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
    At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
    At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
    At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
    At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
    At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
    At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
    At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
    & one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
    If you love your dad, favorite.

  2. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    I can't wait for the episode
    where Isabella says "Whatcha doin" & Ferb speaks up
    and says "Your mom, now gather up your little
    fire-side-sIuts & Gtfo of my back yard."

  3. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    If happy ever after did exist
    I would still be holding you like this
    All those fairytales are full of shít
    One more ******* love song I'll be sick.

  4. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    So please dont judge me
    & I wont judge you.
    - Chris Brown.
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    YOLO
    You only live once
    JLYL
    Just Live Your Life ;]

  7. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 6:56am UTC
    Popular person on Witty adds quote: I like food
    Next day: the quote has over 300 faves
    Me:
    Me:
    Me making a quote: I like food
    Next day: 1 Fav, unfave
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Cool.

  8. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    That feeling you get
    When nobody cares about you.

  9. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    You know YOLO when...
    Your socks are different colours from eachother

  10. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I'll be 'waitin all
    you have to do is run you'll be the prince & I'll be the princess
    it's a love story
    baby just say yes

  11. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Oh Snap !
    - If you can't remember this, you don't have a childhood ;D

  12. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    In another life,
    |||||||||||| I would be your girl |||||||||||||
    We'd keep all our promises,
    Be us against the world

  13. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    It's funny how;
    |||||||||||| Even your loved ones could turn their back |||||||||||||

  14. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Can we pretend that airplanes in the
    night sky are like shooting stars?
    |||||||||||| I could really use a wish right now ||||||||||||

  15. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Look Left!
    --------------------> You fail ;D

  16. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Here's to the girls;
    that spend all night crying
    nmf

  17. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    2013;
    The year the movie '2012' will be moved from action to comedy

  18. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Am i the only one that
    Used to think duct tape was called Duck tape?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    You know things are getting serious whenn.. #1
    - You say a joke and suddenly they all stop laughing.
    (Comment if I should do a series)

  20. Haleemaxx3 Haleemaxx3
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Bro, forget One Direction, it's all about
    THE WANTED ;)

:)

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