Phineas & Ferb; Featuring Doofenshmirtz
"I really don't hate Christmas"
(PART 2)
I hate puppy dogs and kittens,
I hate flowers in the Spring!
I even hate the sunshine
And the birdies when they sing.
I can work up animosity for almost anything
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.
Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see!
So the best that I can muster is complete and total apathy.
What's wrong with me? How can I prove that I'm
An evil villain worth his salt when with a holiday so jolly
I can't even find a fault? If I didn't feel ambiguous
I'd launch a big assault!
But no I really don't hate Christmas!
Ah what the heck? Kick line! No I really...
No I really don't hate Christmas!
I have an intense burning indifference!