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Hale_Storm18
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October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

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Chris*
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October 8, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Today in class, my male math teacher said "It seems like nowadays most teenage girls really hate themselves. It's really pathetic, actually." Out of the 27 kids in that class, 16 are girls, and no one said anything. We all just kind of sat there. And then some guy said "Well it's really not our position to judge, we never have been nor will we ever be teenage girls."

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 8, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I get bloody noses a lot and I can usually feel it
about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. Today
in class my nose started to bleed. But right before,
I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to
me and whispered “Hail satan” as my nose started
to drip. He freaked out and fell back and hit his head.
He had to go home for the rest of the day.

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happiest*
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October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

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happiest*
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September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Soap operas are so ridiculous
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

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ChocoTaco
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September 8, 2013 8:31pm UTC

I don't know how some girls in my school dress so provocatively.
Like sweetie, I wouldn't even let my Stardoll character wear that.

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happiest*
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September 10, 2013 2:44pm UTC

it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures

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happiest*
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September 11, 2013 2:37pm UTC

my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke and i say yes
like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

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Amenah
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September 7, 2013 11:31am UTC

So there's this guy.
His voice gets softer when he talks to me.
He holds the door open for me while while we're having a conversation.
When I'm in the way, he gently puts his hands on my waist so he can pass.
We have a ton of inside jokes and he always gives me such wide grins.
He winks at me when he passes me in the corridor.
When I start telling him a story, he gives me his undivided attention.
Sounds great, doesn't it? There's just one problem.
He's like that with all the other girls, too. ~

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC

It’s ok Miley
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days

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mtndewhm*
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September 6, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Me: It doesn't matter how long you've liked a band as long as you really like their music.
Girl from school: Hey I really like that band.
Me: Fück you I liked them first you're not a real fan go away shut up I hate you you can't take them from me they're mine.

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Eli22b
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September 8, 2013 1:31am UTC

WRITE TO EXPRESS,
NOT TO IMPRESS.
WORK FOR A CAUSE,
NOT FOR APPLAUSE.

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happiest*
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September 10, 2013 2:41pm UTC

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 3:20pm UTC

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can’t see.

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jimmy365
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September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC

TALL BOYS
WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 13, 2013 5:09pm UTC

If you ever meet me in real life, I am so sorry.
Sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize I'm 50x cooler in person.

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capsized*
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September 12, 2013 10:40pm UTC

. . •
★★★
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand d×cks and still
respect myself so shut the f×ck up

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Hale_Storm18
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September 13, 2013 6:15pm UTC

so today in history we were playing random trivia and my teacher asked us for a question the height and weight of an oscar and someone said “we wouldn’t be able to know that!” and i just went “neither would leonardo dicaprio”

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