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  1. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    If you're too embarrassed to show your love for God in person Don't be sad when God shows his denial of you in heaven.

  2. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    You give me one reason to smile,
    when I have 1000 reasons to cry.

  3. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    b*tch i will ✄ you

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    My 8 year old cousin Aiden: *Walks into my room from the bathroom* Guys, I haven't gotten my period. Am I pregnant?!
    Me:
    My cousin Avery:
    Aiden: I'm serious guys! I think I'm pregnant!
    Avery: How do you even know what a period is?
    Aiden: I heard mom and dad talking about it..
    Avery: What were they saying?
    Aiden: Mom said she missed hers and she might be pregnant
    Avery: ...
    Aiden: AM I PREGNANT OR NOT?!
    Avery: Yes, now go tell mom and dad.
    Me: Uhh..
    Aiden: *Starts crying and pacing back and forth* Oh no, oh no, oh no!
    Me: Aiden you're no-
    Aiden: I can't believe I'm pregnant.. *Walks out of room*
    Me&Avery: *Start cracking up laughing*
    Funniest thing ever!

  5. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Girl: I have eyes just like my mum.
    Me: And you have boobs just like your dad.
    Girl: My dad doesn't have boobs!
    Me: Exactly.

  6. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    People on Facebook will only acknowledge your existence
    on your birthday or when your relationship status changes.

  7. ThisRandomGirl ThisRandomGirl
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    I remember
    Josh Hutcherson
    from
    'The Bridge to Terabithia'
    not
    'The Hunger Games'
    Anyone else?

  8. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    we made a deal.
    if i give him my cheer picture, he has to give me his football picture.
    <3

  9. lovesickmelody lovesickmelody
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 11:30am UTC
    wrap me up in your spine and whisper
    me to sleep. tell me about those angels
    and nighttime demons that haunt you
    and dance around you when the lights
    turn off and you're without my touch.
    reach out into the darkness of my mind
    fearlessly, and cradle me into the
    light. treat me like the person i wish
    i were, not the person i am. wrap me
    in your fuzzy thoughts and dreams, and
    make this place a better one because
    it now has you.

  10. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    yesterday I found out that he has liked me for over a year now
    ............
    wow
    <3

  11. only_abigale only_abigale
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    he asked me to homecoming today
    <3

  12. StoriesForYouu StoriesForYouu
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Love Is Sweeter The Second Time.
    Ch. 1
    I sigh, and slam the door to the tiny house my mom and I share. We could afford better, but we barely needed anything. Today was the day I was leaving Ohio for San Francisco. I hopped in my Mom's Suv, tap my fingers on the dash, anxious to go.
    "Excited hunny?"My mom asked, obivously trying to hold in tears.
    "Very Mom." I say, as she pulls out of the driveway. We begin the short 15 minute drive to the airport in silence. Towards the end, my mom tries to tell me how to make a good impression, be prepared, blah blah. They asked me to be in this school. I'm pretty sure I'm prepared. I half listen, but before I knew it, I was getting my bags and hugging my mom goodbye.
    "Goodbye Mom, I love you."
    "I love you too Angel, now go make your dreams go true." I wave goodbye, and feel a tear stream down my cheek. Today was the first day of the rest of my life.
    ----
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are begining our ascend. Pleasse buckle up, and gather your belongings. We will be landing in about ten minutes." The voice says over the airplane. I stretch my arms, being in a plane for four and a half hours gets them very tensed up. I wrap up my headphones, and put my magazine in my bag. I spent the last few minutes of the flight worrying about fitting in, who my roomate would be, etc. Finally the plane landed, and ended my worrying spree. I grabbed my carry-on, and made my way to the baggage claim. As I was searching for my three suitcases, a man tapped my shoulder. I turned around, obivousl startled.
    "Miss, are you Angel Zauno? I'm from the SFA." He asks in a kind voice.
    I nod,"Ye-yeah."
    "May I ask where your bags are so I can retrieve them?" I point to my three spotless white suitcases, and he rushes to get them before they go around the carasol. He walks back over with my bags, and ushers me over to the black limo waiting for me. He sets the bags in the trunk, and opens the door for me.
    "Thank you!" I exclaim, and he smiles in return. His name tag read 'William'. William started up the car, and he put up the divider in between us. I sigh, and lean back into the leather cushions. This sure beats airplane seats.
    ------
    William opens the door for me, and I get the first real look of SFA. The lawn was lush and green, and the building we're huge and modern. I could tell I would like it here.
    "Goodbye Ms. Angel!" William says to me as he hands me my bags.
    "Bye William!" I yell over my shoulder as I read the tag on my dorm key he gave me. Ocean Wing, Room 104. It read. Yes! That meant I would be on the first floor. Which meant I got an outside door as well as an inside door. Sweet. I decide to go in the outisde door. I find my dorm, 104, and unlock it with my key.
    My mouth drops to my knees. The room was white, which meant we could paint it, and there was two beds: One was part of bunk, with a desk underneath. Another was just a single bed on the other side fo the room. There was a girl with her back to me, unpacking clothes in the dresser. She had chest length brown hair and pale skin.She turned around when she heard the door slam. I gave a strangled gasp.
    A look of disbelief and horror crossed my face as my new roomate squealed,"Yay! I can't beleive we are roomies!"
    "Yeah," I mumbled to my new roomate. Who was Vanessa..
    {♥}
    Hey guys, I added some new stories to my website! Check it out: http://storiesforyouu.weebly.com/index.html
    Feedback?
    Teaser: -"I'm Aria, and this is Bambi. We are your neighbors!"-

  13. StoriesForYouu StoriesForYouu
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Love Is Sweeter The Second Time.
    Ch. 2
    I stood stone still as Vanessa squealed like a five-year old and hugged me. Can't she see, I don't like her!
    "Whats wrong roomie?" She asked, combing her hair through he perfectly straight brown hair.
    "Nothing." I sourly responded. I didn't want to explode at her because if I did that, I don't know how much awkardness I could take. And it sure would be awkward staying in the same room with her for a year. I'll just have to keep it inside.
    "So, uh, Vanessa. How the heck did you get in this school??"
    "Well, my tennis." She admits.My mouth drops. Vanessa is good at tennis, but good enough to get in the top school in the country? Didn't think so.
    "Tennis and..? You have to have two things your skilled at." I say in a 'duh' voice. Vanessa looks down at her hands. She mutters out a few words that I can't comprehend.
    "What? I couldn't hear you."
    "My-my writing." Vanessa stutters out.
    "You-your WHAT? Y-you can't write, you would of told me if you are this good. Why didn't you tell me?" I angriliy ask.
    Vanessa looks up, obivously angry and a bit sad."Because I was embarssed. I didnt want to be known as the nerdy girl who likes to write. I'm the popular girl. I had that reputation. I didn't want to ruin that. And don't say I wasn't telling you anything. You forgot to mention you we're going to a talent school."
    I give her the eye. " I did. You were too busy obsessing over Jake. And you forgot to mention you were going her too. So don't accuse me." Vanessa shrugs and collaspes on the single bed.
    "You get the bunk. I got dibs on this one," Vanessa states,"Anyways, after your done unpacking, lets go meet our neighbors."
    I grin,"How did you know I'd want the bunk?"
    Vanessa examines her nails, and rolls her eyes. "Angel, darling, I've known you for 10 years. I would think I would know." I hug her,
    "Thanks, I'll put my sheets on then we can leave." I spread my coral clored sheets on the bunk-bed, and throw on my waved-patterned comforter. I add my beach themed pillows, and I'm ready to go. As you can probably see, I really like the ocean.
    "C'mon Angel! You take forever!" Vanessa takes my hand and steers me out the door. She runs up to the door across the hall, and crisply knocks on the door. A short, pretty redhead opens the door.
    "Hi!"Vanessa says brightly."I'm Vanessa, and this is Angel." Vanessa gestures to me. "We live across the hall."
    The girl pushes her hip black glasses up her nose and smiles. "Nice to meet you! I'm Aria, and this is Bambi." Aria points to a girl with choppy brown hair and mega-watt smile.
    "Hey guys, nice to meet you also! We should get to know each other, how about Spruce Juice at 5?" Bambi asks. Vanessa and I look at each other, and nod. It was time we made some friends.
    {♥}
    Hey guys, I added some new characters to my website! Check it out: http://storiesforyouu.weebly.com/index.html
    Outfits!
    Angel: http://www.polyvore.com/angels_outift_ch/set?id=56161675
    Vanessa's Outifit: http://www.polyvore.com/vanessas_outift_ch/set?id=561622
    Bambi's Outift: http://www.polyvore.com/bambi_ch/set?id=56162865
    Aria's Outift: http://www.polyvore.com/bambis_outfit_ch/set?id=56162604
    Feedback?
    Teaser: -I open my mouth to speak, but I look past Bambi's shoulder and see a beautiful blue-eyed boy staring right at me-

  14. StoriesForYouu StoriesForYouu
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Love Is Sweeter The Second Time
    Ch. 3 Part. 1
    "ANGEL HURRY UP!" I hear Vanessa scream to me through the bathroom door. I usually wasn't one to take so much time getting ready, but today I was a new me, remember? I finsih curling my hair, and opened the door.
    "How do I look?" I ask, and strike a pose. I parted my black hair to the middle and curled it. I was still wearing my striped slouchy sweater and my ripped jeans. I thought they we're perfect.
    Vanessa giggles, and strokes her chin. "GORGEOUS!" She laughs. "Me?" Vanessa twirls.She was also wearing the same thing, a blue dress with a cute brown belt, and brown accesories. With adorable brown heels. Her hair was braided across her head, looking casual but like she actually tried.
    "Amazing, as always. Let's go!" We link arms, and run outside to the Spruce Juice on campus. The sun was setting across the tree's and it was absoutley beautiful. Not to mention, there were adorable joggers everywhere. We finally arrived at the Spruce Juice, a modern and hip cafe. Bambi and Aria we're already inside, sippping smoothies. Vanessa and walked in, and sat next to the girls.
    "Hey!" Bambi says brightly,"Here, we ordered some smoothies ahead. We just got strawberry banana, we didn't know what you liked, and EVERYBODY likes strawberry banana!"
    "Thanks Bambi!" I reply sweetly. "So, what do you guys do?" I ask, then I take a sip of my smoothie. Yum.
    "Well, Bambi here is an amzing irish dancer, and I draw." Aria pipes up. "You guys?"
    Vanessa answers," I'm a writer, and Angel is a dancer."
    "Dancing? Heck yeah!" Bambi cries, and smacks me a high five. I grin at her and turn to Vanessa. I give her a thumbs-up, it must have been hard to admit she was writer. She smiles at me.
    "So, is this your first year here?" Bambi asks. I opened my mouth to answer, but I look past Bambi's shoulder to see a beautiful blue-eyed boy staring right at me. He sees me looking at him, and he pulls away his gaze, blushing madly. His friends slap him on the back and he just blushes some more, and puts his head on the table. His friends laugh, and I sigh. It was probably a joke, like every other boy in my life. Aria folowed my gaze to the blue eyes.
    "Ah. Nick." Aria sighs. "Nick, thee boy. Every girl on campus falls in love with him eventually. He's known as the heartbreaker, the singer. Gosh, he is gorgeous, but totally not my type!"
    I give Aria a quizzical look."How did you know that all?"
    "I arrived here a week ago. You learn a lot." She responds. I see Vanessa look longingly at Nick, and I lean back on my chair. Great. There goes my chances. Once Vanessa has her site set on a boy, nothing or no one gets in her way.
    {♥}
    Hey guys, this is just part one. It was two long, part two will be up!

  15. StoriesForYouu StoriesForYouu
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Love Is Sweeter The Second Time
    Ch. 3 Part 2
    "I'm going to go get his number." Vanessa determines, and hops out of her seat. We all protest, but she ignore us, and moves forward. While Vanessa is chatting it up with Nick, a blonde haired cute boy taps Bambi on the shoulder.
    "Can I talk to you for a minute?" He asks polietly, an adorable british accent coming through his words. Bambi rolls her eyes at us
    "Sure" She replies. She follows him to the back of the restaruaunt. I give Aria the eyebrow.
    "He like Bambi. Bambi no like him. Got it?" she asks. I nod, giggling. "He has been trying to get Bambi to like him, but well, it isn't working."
    "Oh. He's cute. Not my type, I could say." I answer. I glance at Vanessa, and see she playing with her hair, a clear sign she is flirting. I sigh, and fiddle with my fingers.
    "Hey, are you okay? You didn't seem to like that Vanessa went to go get his number." Aria asks.
    "Well, um, but she steals every guy I have ever liked. It's getting annoying." I spill out.
    Aria looks sympathetic."I would say I understand, but I don't. Bambi and I never have those troubles. We have totally different tastes in guys."
    I sigh,"I wish I was you guys." Aria's phone beeps, and she picks it up.
    "Crud! We gotta go, I'll talk to you later!" Aria says, and waves goodbye while she walks out the door. Bambi walks out after her, and she looks relieved to get away rom Jack. Vanessa finally comes back and holds up Nick's number.
    "Victory!" She yells and giggles. I give her a weak smile. "Lets go." I stomp out the door, and wait for her to come. "Ohmaaagoosssh. He was so adorbs! You should of got his number."
    "I did." I answered, the lie just flying out of my mouth.
    "You did? I don't beleive you. I'm going to go ask." Vanessa promptly scurry back in Spruce Juice and I overheard her saying these exact words,"Oh, you didn't get her number? Sorry, she said you did. She's not that great when it comes to guys. You may think she's amazing, but she's not. sorry for bothering you, bye!" Vanessa saunters out of the store, and I approach her, anger boiling inside me.
    "VANESSA! How dare you say those things about me? You know what, I just might be your friend, might. But I will never be your best friend again, and I might not be your friend again. Face it. You've treated me like cruud forever, and I'm sick of it. Go fin someone else's life to ruin" I stomp away and fight the tears. It was going to be a long night.
    {♥}
    http://storiesforyouu.weebly.com/index.html
    Second part, you like?
    Check out BooAndHazz! She has the best story ever! READ IT!
    Feedback?
    Teaser: -"Angel, open up." Vanessa pleads-

  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    The only way Axe can get you a girl,
    is if you spray her in the eyes with it and drag her into the alley.

  17. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    The more work I have to get done, the more inviting Witty is.

  18. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

  19. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Everything you do seems louder when you're
    staying up later than your parents want you to.

  20. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Pixar makes a movie about two robots who have a better love life than I do.

:)

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