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  1. MusicLover25 MusicLover25
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    He broke up with his girlfriend......
    <3

  2. MusicLover25 MusicLover25
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Okay so today i was at my locker...
    the came up behind me and hugged me... this is why I wish hes was mine.

  3. Im_just_a_guy Im_just_a_guy
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 12:59am UTC
    I'm so SCARED!! I really like this girl... Tomorrow i'm surprising here with roses and a diamond bracelet! I wanna date this girl!! If i get 50 favs I'll ask her out(: COME ON Witty people <3

  4. Im_just_a_guy Im_just_a_guy
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Hey witty people. I was wondering how many of you are here for me??
    -Jacob

  5. lovesickmelody lovesickmelody
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Today is Esther Day,
    so teLL someone you
    love them, just because.

  6. lovesickmelody lovesickmelody
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    TURN AROUND ,
    BRIGHT EYES.

  7. lovesickmelody lovesickmelody
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    RED LIPS ,
    you're ten a penny.

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    That sexy face you pull when
    you eat something sour.

  9. wittylilly wittylilly
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    I AM
    that single friend that gives
    RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

  10. wittylilly wittylilly
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    JUST BECAUSE
    I take a compliment doesn't mean I be{lie}ve it.

  11. wittylilly wittylilly
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Dear boy I like,
    Nobody secretly likes you and wants you to notice them.
    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Nobody

  12. wittylilly wittylilly
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    The truth is that...
    there is no DESTINATION without a BEGINNING
    no GOOD-BYE without HELLO
    no DREAM without closing your EYES
    no HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER without ONCE-UPON-A-TIME
    -2012 London Olympic Commercial

  13. wittylilly wittylilly
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    CHICKENS: I just want to be able to cross the road without my motives being questioned.
    NORMAL TEEN: I just want to be able to drink and party and stay out all night without my motives being questioned.
    ME: I just want to be able to sit on the computer all day without my motives being questioned.

  14. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    You don't know how much
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone means to you until they're gone.

  15. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:13am UTC
    Did you guys know that the Earth and everything on it was created with the materials left behind from a Supernova billions and billions of years ago? And that Supernova was obviously once a star. So that means all of us, are quite literally stars. We share the same baisic elements. You my friend, are made from stardust.
    So just remember that when you're feeling down, remember that you are just as special, and just as important as a star.

  16. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Admit it...
    You spend a half hour doing your hair and it looks really good.
    The second you step out in public;
    Pretty hair= Gone

  17. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    blacklace
    I'll never be the prettiest,
    and I'll never be the skinniest.
    I'll never be the smartest,
    and I'll never be the wittiest.
    So I might as well quit trying
    and start smiling.
    ----------c:----------
    blacklace

  18. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    This is a song I made up for my friend...
    So get off, get off, get off of tumblr,
    And do something productive instead.
    I know, I know, you like to reblog,
    But you are ignoring me,
    And now you're addicted.
    Format by I_Dont_Know

  19. Charkxoxo1234 Charkxoxo1234
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 11:34am UTC
    When on an elevator:
    "Accidentally" drop your pen, but don't pick it up. Just leave it there.
    And then when somebody bends down to get it for you,
    Scream:
    "HEY, THAT'S MY PEN!"
    And grab it out their hands.
    And then act like nothing ever happened.
    And leave them totally confused.
    And embarrassed.
    Like a boss.

  20. ForeverSouless ForeverSouless
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    Steve lives in Boston, Massachusetts,
    and
    Jenna Marbles lives in Boston, Massachusetts…
    I wonder if they know each other.
    o_O

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