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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 3:45pm UTC

While I'm here, I just want to say 9/11 was horrible.
So was the ignorant treatment of Muslim
American citizens afterwards.
- Patrick Stump

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Soap operas are so ridiculous
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

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KissMyAxe
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC

☯
don't like gay marriage?
don't get gay married.
☯

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 6:13pm UTC

click to see this quote

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 10:45pm UTC

I'm gonna pick up the pieces,
And build a Lego house
if things go wrong we can knock it down

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 2:47pm UTC

When politicians say “It is my personal belief that a marriage should be between a man and a woman… ” I honestly don’t care what your personal belief is. It is my personal belief that mullets are hideous fcking haircuts but I can’t impose legislation that tells bogans to cut their hair a certain way, so why should a personal choice of love and commitment be any different?

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Just when I'd given up, I caught your glance from across the room for the first time since that moment that we were torn apart. Every memory, every moment, they all came rushing back, overpowering me, reminding me of a time when I was able to look into those eyes and call the boy behind them mine.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 11:05pm UTC

love feels like
{ W☣A☣R

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 3:20pm UTC

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can’t see.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 1:30pm UTC

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 11:00pm UTC

when you
click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:44am UTC

i think i've finally found someone as socially awkward as i am
me: brb i need to have a shower
him: okay have fun
him: wait
him: no that made me sound so creepy i'm sorry
him: i just meant enjoy yoursel- jesus christ.
him: omg i'm rambling and creepy i'm so sorry i'll just light myself on fire or somethingi

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^_^*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 1:11pm UTC

i'm the jealous type, why?
because remember, we started out as "just friends" too.

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^_^*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 1:35pm UTC

Being dumped, cheated on and taken for granted is
why many people choose to be single.

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TheGirlWhoLived*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:17am UTC

So can there be a punk school where we all dress in band merch and no one will bully us for it?
Our teachers will be ex band members with tattoos and play sick guitar solos?
instead of school prom will just have a warped tour kinda thing?

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skylinesandturnstiles
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 12:23pm UTC

If you're not in a fandom
I don't understand what
you're doing with your time

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skylinesandturnstiles
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 11:57am UTC

I
DON'T
CARE
WHATYOUTHINK
AS LONG AS IT'S ABOUT ME

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thevortex
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:26am UTC

When will FB learn that time is not a line, but actually from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbley wobbley timey wimey.... stuff.

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daniigee
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 9:14am UTC

Why develop feelings when you can walk into traffic and achieve the same results?

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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 9:59am UTC

Plot Twist:
A person from tumblr steals a quote from witty.

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