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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 26, 2013 12:47pm UTC

It started out with a click how did it end up like this
(It was only a click, it was only a click)

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dolph*
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July 26, 2013 1:18pm UTC

*grandad voice* you kids with your instant graham

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dolph*
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July 26, 2013 12:39pm UTC

when i have a kid my only argument will be 'shut up you're like 12'

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dolph*
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July 26, 2013 12:36pm UTC

okay it's been like 12 years since shrek came out and i still can't get over the fact that donkey fu'cked a dragon

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dolph*
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July 26, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Me: no mom it's art
Me: *continues glueing cheetos to the dog*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 6:18pm UTC

I love being home alone
Because I feel like I have so much more freedom.
But in reality all I do differently is listen to music without headphones on.

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sleepy*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:39am UTC

4 words I never want to hear:
• I don't love you
• You're diagnosed with cancer
• I found someone else
• It was never real
• We need to talk
• You're going to die
• Your _______ is dead
• You can't have kids
• I don't remember you
• Let's just be friends
• We can't be together
• I never loved you

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happiest*
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July 25, 2013 3:12pm UTC

that moment when you realise that there is only one of you in the entire world so you are technically an endangered species and everyone else should protect you with their lives no matter what whether they like it or not

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
*Table breaks*

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2446
Only liking "truth is" on
facebook to get compliments.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2447
When you have no
idea how, but you somehow
taste your deodorant in
your mouth.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2451
The awkward moment
when a guy texts you asking
to send him a picture of you
and when you do he doesn't
text back.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2457
When your crush
comes to school wearing
the same color shirt as you
and you think it's meant
to be.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2459
When you know you
know you're 100x prettier
than that sl--t your
crush likes.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2461
When you and your
friend make ugly faces at
each other to keep from
getting bored in class and
a hot guy notices.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2464
When you check
again to see if you sent that
message to the right
person.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2467
Putting your phone
on silent so your texts don't
distract you, but still checking
your phone every minute.
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Onism*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Repeat after me:
I am not a worthless spud.
I am not an insecure french fry.
I am not just another chip.
And I have the potential to be any vegetable I want to be.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:12pm UTC

*My brain when it's time to sleep*
"Hey, remember that
scary movie you
watched 4 years ago?"

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 10:54am UTC

Everyone will leave your life eventually,
some just leave earlier than others. <<<<

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