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ThisIsHowAHeartBreaks
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October 13, 2013 8:23pm UTC

I cant even be popular on witty.

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LoveYourLifeee
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October 13, 2013 6:59pm UTC

The longest five seconds in
anyone's life is waiting to press
the "skip add" button on Youtube .

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ThatIsSoTrue
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October 13, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I will either care a lot for you, or not care at all.
There is no in between.

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Cammie
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October 13, 2013 1:03pm UTC

today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken.

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kristabff
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October 13, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Me: hops on that D
Me: quickly hops off because i forgot that the Hollywood sign is actually really high off the ground

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lithium*
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October 12, 2013 8:12pm UTC

do kids still have lemonade stands anymore or do they just go straight to dealing

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glitter162*
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October 12, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Okay, so last week after
volleyball practice, I walked back into the school building to find maple syrup splattered across all of the lockers. A mysterious pair of snowshoes were leaning against the wall. My friend walked in behind me, took one look around and said, "The Canadians were here."

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happiest*
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October 13, 2013 2:00pm UTC

YOU KNOW WHATS F-CKING WEIRD WE SEE OURSELVES EVERYDAY IN THE MIRROR BUT WE DON’T SEE OURSELVES GROW UP OR CHANGE

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happiest*
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October 13, 2013 2:03pm UTC

*flirts with tree* so did you grow here your whole life

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*compassionate soul*
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October 13, 2013 2:45pm UTC

You know her name, not her story.You know her smile, not her frown.You know her love, not her hate.The girl you know is no longer the same...

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Chris*
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October 11, 2013 4:03pm UTC

I went to the town park last weekend to take a walk with a few friends. Some people were setting up for a rowing competition and most of them were polite and conversational. After walking the strecth, we went to sit on a bench, and 3 older women (between 40 and 50) came up to us and were like "These are our benches, you can't sit here" and me and my friends were like "What?" and they were like "We're in a rowing league. We need benches. You can't sit here." (Mind you, this is a public park.) So we got up and let them have their bench but as soon as they started rowing my friend and I walked to the shore, flipped them off and yelled, "Row, row, row your boat, the f.ck away from me!"

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SarahCouchy33
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October 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Never call a girl fat.
You'll never know how far she'll go to be the opposite.

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Cammie
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October 11, 2013 9:04pm UTC

greys anatomy is so weird
why do they have conversations in the middle of a surgery..

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doublesidedice
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October 12, 2013 9:55am UTC

Well, my best school friend and I ditched the football game last night, and we talked about everything. That was when I saw who he really is. I'm glad we did that.

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happiest*
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October 12, 2013 2:15pm UTC

*shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence*

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happiest*
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October 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

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happiest*
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October 12, 2013 2:19pm UTC

how do mermaids have babies
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
why didn’t aladdin have nipples

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doublesidedice
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October 12, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Music obsessed.Music filled.Music loving.I live for the music.

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