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  1. EnchantedBarbie EnchantedBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 9:20am UTC
    I'D RATHER
    HAVE ONE
    SUNFLOWER FROM
    YOU THAN A
    MILLION ROSES
    FROM ANY OTHER
    BOY

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:03am UTC
    Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

  3. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 5:40pm UTC
    "i don't care about looks"
    LIAR
    YOU'RE LYING
    YOU ARE A LIAR

  4. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 11:53am UTC
    Sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm, but without blankets I'm vulnerable to monsters.

  5. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 10:27pm UTC

    [♥] a crush has the
    power to take over my mind.
    BUT YOU SEE, this boy took over
    MY worLD

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    tequila mockingbird

  7. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 4:34am UTC
    WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT
    INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DON'T LIKE THAT

  8. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    Have you ever missed someone so much you feel physically sick?

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    When everyone else around you is all merry and cheerful, and then there's you sitting in the corner and hissing.

  10. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Parent Logic:
    when something is wrong with the computer, my parentes blame me.
    when something is wrong with me, my parents blame the computer.

  11. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.
    It's actually quite funny, so let me tell you. A girl I go to school with posted a picture of her in a bikini doing the duck lips and peace sign saying "getting tan" actually she wasn't tan she's burnt af. Anyway, that bikini is 5x too small... So I commented "The camel called, he wants his toe back." She didn't like that too well uh ohhhh we've got an angry dorito on the loose guys.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  14. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    i'm pregnant again and i don't know why?
    it must be somthing in the air.
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    yeah..........your legs,

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
    Me: Gravity, mom.

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Me: *opens witty*
    Witty: Please sign in.
    Me: *signs in*
    Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
    Me: Then why
    Me: the fück
    Me: did you tell me
    Me: to sign
    Me: in.

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    I think I missed that part
    in my childhood where I was supposed to
    have a cute boy as my best friend growing
    up and then we would end up falling in love, I want a do over.

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Honestly,,
    some of the sexiest things about a guy
    is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
    the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
    when he knows he’s done something good,
    and the protective instincts he has
    when it comes to his girl.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

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