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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC

"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It's kind of hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 8:30pm UTC

You can't lose what you never had,
you can't keep what's not yours,
and you can't hold onto something that doesn't want to stay.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Overcast-Kid*
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October 31, 2013 2:14pm UTC

most people: *goes trick or treatin with friends*me: eats all candy and cries because forever alone and always second choice

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Breeze
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 7:44pm UTC

How to keep an idiot busy:
- read the quote below
.
.
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Breeze posted this quote to imfunny, 3 minutes ago
How to keep an idiot busy:
- read the quote above
double quote format by breeze

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 8:42pm UTC

THIS IS
HALLOWEEN

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I don't even need a Halloween costume.
my face is scary enough.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 9:02pm UTC

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
-i sh//it you not
-you feel me
-no but get this
-i’m just sayin
-let me explain you a thing
-and yeah

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 6:50pm UTC

she's like
COLD COFFEE
in the
morning

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gab*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 6:13pm UTC

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what's so wrong with me that
everyone can leave so easily?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 8:42pm UTC

if you listen closely you can hear every white girl in a 5 mike radius drawing on cat whiskers

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Boy: You're cute
Me: That's not funny stop it

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Witty: Write Something Witty
Me: Something Witty
Me: ha
Me: ha ha
Me: I'm clever

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 3:11pm UTC

I dressed up as a cow for Halloween and in my gym class some kid asked to take a picture with me and then after the picture he asked to feel my utters and I said "Sure" and then he grabbed my boob and ran away.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 5:08pm UTC

today for lunch my school didn't serve hot dogs called halloweenies and it's a wasted opportunity really

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Butterbear
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October 31, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Steve has really out-done himself with the Witty logo today

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BravoSierra
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October 31, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you.
Now I have to change what I was going to say.

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Amenah
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 1:03pm UTC

Happy Halloween!

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