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BehindEachSmile
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December 9, 2012 3:27pm UTC

One of his friends asked me when was he going to breakup with his girlfriend and realize we are perfect together,
Needless to say, I died
♥

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BehindEachSmile
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December 11, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Dear Mother Nature,
And you wonder why teen pregnacy rates are sooo high.
Sincerely,
Crying because of my cramps

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BehindEachSmile
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December 13, 2012 6:38pm UTC

I'm falling for you, but you've fallen for her.
You say how she's the one, you say how it's perfect, but you fail to see the way she treats you. We all try to tell you, but you ignore us time & time again. I wish you could see what we could be,
But I'm afraid you never will.
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BehindEachSmile
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November 12, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Me: Ayee I like your shirt, can you take it off?
Him: ...
My School: ...
One Direction: ...
My Dogs: ...
Slender Man: ...
Spongebob: ...
Me: lol.. Just tryin' to flirt. I'm done.

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BehindEachSmile
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Today in class,
Me and my friends were looking at a Seventeen Magazine and I said that one of those models looked perfect. This kid David, whom I had never spoken to, said "Just because they're skinny doesn't mean they're perfect."
He gives me hope.

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BehindEachSmile
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November 20, 2012 9:41pm UTC

I hung out with him all day,
And almost everyone thought we were together (:
nmf

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BehindEachSmile
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December 15, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Did you know?#1
Bing stands for Because It's Not Google.

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wisely
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December 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC

hold your cursor over this quote babe. ♥

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 3:29pm UTC

*Sees quotes about how sweet boyfriends are*
Me: Go away pls

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I_Dont_Know
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December 16, 2012 2:57pm UTC

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Victoria Soto
will always be known as
the "Hero" for sacrificing her classroom

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MyMindBook
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December 16, 2012 1:08pm UTC

What if
Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift ended up dating
but then they broke up,
can you imagine the lyrical masterpieces of that relationship omg.

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MyMindBook
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December 16, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Is it just me or do I feel like Taylor Swift
was the girl growing up who was obsessed with horses?

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lovecrazy
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December 16, 2012 10:29am UTC

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IJustNeedLovee
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December 16, 2012 9:46am UTC

Mum!
MUM!
MUMMY!
MOTHER!
LIIIIIIIZ!
ELISABETH!
MUUUUUUM!
Yes?

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bowtiesandfezzes
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December 16, 2012 1:31am UTC

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annalove26
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December 15, 2012 9:50pm UTC

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MyMindBook
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December 15, 2012 10:04pm UTC

I like saying "I love you too"
To someone that tells me "I hate you."

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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December 15, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Mom and Dad: You're my favorite daughter!! <33
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
World:
KFC:
Paper:
Me:
Radio:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ...I'm your only daughter.
Mom and Dad:...

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Hale_Storm18
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December 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Person: What do you want to do with your future?
In my head: Oh, maybe join the Peace Corps and helping people. That'd be really cool. Or maybe be a teacher in a foreign country and help out kids there. That'd be awesome, too. Or maybe be a nurse or a teacher. Or maybe work in child and family services. I don't know man, I just want to help people.
My answer: I don't know. Maybe a nurse or something.

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